May 5, 2024
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[ 2024 Jacksonville, FL ]
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F O R K.
The Signs as Cereals
Mini Wheats: Leo
Froot loops: Gemini
Frosted Flakes: Sagittarius
Lucky Charms: Taurus
Crave: Aquarius
Cherrios: Cancer
Oreo O’s: Capricorn
Cookie Crisp: Libra
Shreddies: Scorpio
Cap’n Crunch: Pisces
Corn Pops: Aries
Honey Combs: Virgo
So I’m watching YouTube right, it’s like 2 am. I change videos and a short ad appears. It’s Mini Wheats. They tell me “anyone up this early needs a big bowl of cereal”
It’s too early for this shit mini wheats
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My one true valentine is mini wheats cerial and no one else.
Okay my story isn’t as epic as that person who realized what shredded wheat was (and enlightened us all) but god jesus fu
I went grocery shopping this morning because I wanted to be a responsible adult and prove that I can live in this apartment and survive.
So I get to the grocery store and I’m like, “Responsible adults don’t need to buy namebrand. Who needs Mini Wheats? I’m buying this Foodtown Miniature Frosted Shredded Wheat instead.”
Saved like 40 whole cents!
*Dances*
Before I dive into the conclusion of this story, here’s what Mini Wheats looks like for my non-American followers (courtesy of Google Images):
So I go to get an evening snack and look at this crap
Look at it.
These aren’t Mini Wheats!
They’re bloated chex pieces with white stuff disturbingly drizzled onto them.
They suck.
Grad school sucks.
Life sucks.
The world is awful.
Think this is enough to summon Link?