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#roxy has her sources...#they should let me design homestuck/sbahj merch. i want that apron #i bet dave is oddly appreciative rn that hes trained to flashtep multitask and dodge hazards ahaha #probs making like pancakes or quesadillas. i dont think he knows how to cook many things #was totally surviving off instant ramen or whatever 5star buffet was around prior to dirk being there #and i dont think rose is much better lol. theyre both chaotic af #you cant fall for roses persona... she doesnt know wtf shes doing ever either #alpha rose lalonde #rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #mini rox #alpha dave strider #dave strider #dirk strider #mini dork #homestuck fanart #homestuck #cal scribbles

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#watch out. your shit is about to get wrecked...#there’s already a few fics with davekat and baby dirk all getting along…. now time for a fic where dirk and karkat have beef?#please? I think it’d be so funny...#davekat overcoming their antagonism and finally dating… only for karkat to have to deal with the worse strider^tm #lil dirk would absolutely set home alone style booby traps for acquaintances or babysitters that he doesnt approve of.#(possibly a key contributing factor to daves decision to just take dirk to work with him...#hes torn between being impressed+happy w his toddlers understanding of physics. and concerned about the way he applies this knowledge)#dirk strider #mini dork #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #striders #strilondes #homestuck #homestuck fanart #cal scribbles #cal speaks #Alpha Strilonde Guardians AU

mini strife!

#yeah the kid is running around playing swords with a real katana but #its not bad parenting your honour! they’re just freaks. super powered freaks with abnormal standards...#their only crime is being so outrageously adorable. it’s getting ridiculous.#dirk strider #mini dork #dave strider #alpha dave strider #alpha guardians #striders #strilondes #homestuck #homestuck fanart #cal scribbles #Alpha Strilonde Guardians AU

instant karma

#dirk mightve taken daves side if he hadnt also been pelting the kid with snow earlier. its a well deserved gang up. hes a menace #alpha rose lalonde #alpha dave strider #rose lalonde #dave strider #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #mini rox #mini dork #alpha guardians au #strilondes #strilonde shenanigans #homestuck #cal answers #cal scribbles #Alpha Strilonde Guardians AU

snow cat!!

#dirks probably going w whatever roxy wants instead of making his own weird thing bc he can barely see in that getup. thanks dave.#tbh its probs for the best not to have a small child making SB&HJ themed snow things out in the open #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #mini rox #mini dork #alpha guardians au #homestuck #homestuck fanart #cal scribbles #Alpha Strilonde Guardians AU

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Hi!! Can we please please please see a drawing of Alpha Dave and baby Roxy together 🥺They are both just precious ❤️

one (1) day of roxy staying over and the strider residence is already irrevocably contaminated with glitter and cute stickers

#its fine. adds to the ironic vibes or something #cal answers #dirk strider #dave strider #alpha dave strider #roxy lalonde #mini dork #mini rox #strilondes #striders #alpha guardians au #cal scribbles #homestuck fanart #homestuck #Alpha Strilonde Guardians AU

when you try to trick your insane child into doing more productive chores so they’ll take a break from seeking ways to enhance their ninja training… (I don’t think dirks buying it, but he’ll probably clean the whole house anyway - in record time while flash-stepping just to emphasise how inferior the task is.)

#kinda wild seeing him not wig out at crazy stuff but i think daves non-disciplinarian instincts are a decent vibe & match for dirk lol #can you imagine the schemes and escalating exchanges of retribution if dirk had a strict/punitive guardian???#jfc someone would probably get murdered.#mini dork #dirk strider #alpha dave strider #dave strider #alpha guardians #homestuck #homestuck fanart #cal scribbles #cal speaks #Alpha Strilonde Guardians AU

medieval fantasy au designs based loosely on their halloween costumes and classpects…

lil wizard apprentice roxy has potentially infinite kittens under her magical cloak!

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