Had a post apocalyptic dream last night, I think the actual apocalypse part happened too but I don't remember that bit, but I was in a little cave on a hill and there was a small group of people at the bottom of the hill, I was crouching so that they couldn't see my name tag (this is the only part where Minecraft physics applied lol) and was trying to hide the granite path that led up to the cave by trying to very quietly and carefully break and place dirt blocks, hoping that grass grew quickly so it wasn't obvious it had just been placed, while listening to their conversation and preparing to react if they see something suspicious. And sure enough, they notice the granite path and start walking up and I peer out the cave and see to the side that the path is very wide and is very obviously human made stairs going up the hillside. But! Turns out it was a trap and when they get to me we start fighting back and me and my group manages to lead and maneuver them to a pre-made area where we're able to get over a fence but they get stuck behind it and they can't go back either cause there's a wall in the way. So we grab some really long sticks we had there for that purpose and start hitting the intruders. I get one of them on his back and am about to land the final blow and he's begging for his life and I pause and it takes me a bit but I finally lower the stick and tell him he has one chance, but if I think they're a threat to my family.... (not my actual blood family, by the way, but a bunch of kids and people I'd come across, cause you know, the whole apocalypse part of post apocalyptic) he promises he won't do anything to us so I let him up and his friends get up too, I think there were 3 of them, and we take them back to our home base. I tell him that we won't be giving them clothes or anything, but then I look him up and down and amend my statement, we'll *lend* them some clothes to wear while they wash their current clothes, and his friend interjects all excited, you have a washing machine??? And I look at her like she's stupid and say no, we found an old fashioned glass washing board, we have that and stones and she goes oh. But they're happy to use that anyhow. And I forget how we got there but we end up doing some exploring and they tag along and we're at the top of a different hill and there's an abandoned house there and then we see a different group approaching and they look like they're not friendly and I can see the three of them looking at each other trying to decide if they'll side with us or turn on us but they don't get a chance to decide because half of us are hiding on one side of the house as we watch the new people approach and then we hear this massive crash from the other side of the house and turns out there's a lot a lot of really sharp icicles hanging from the roof and the ones on the other side of the house had fallen and I start shouting at people to get away from the wall cause we're right underneath some more icicles and start ushering people away and right as we get out of range they come down too and that's when my alarm goes off and I wake up
















