More headcanons (unfortunately)
I recently started watching Malcom in the middle season by season. I got to the episode where Malcom basically tells Hal to F off, and then Hal proceeded to print out a list of all the awful things Malcom can call him then makes him read it out. Hal stops him, but Malcom says he doesn’t want to disappoint him again, then proceeds to go through everything single phrase.
I feel like that’s something a young Bruce raising Dick would have done. He would definitely print out a list of curse word combos for Dick to call him.
After the first time Dick ever told him to shove it, he definitely sat downs with him and made him read the combos. Dick already feeling guilty would feel like he had to finish the page and would earnestly sit there and call Bruce the most atrocious word vomit combinations to ever be conceived.
Like, yes! I do believe somewhere within that list Dick had to end a combo with lookin’ head-ass. Bruce never tried it as a form of punishment again. Also maybe in a bit of fear of Jason because his combinations would be diabolical.