Oct 25, 2018
bears are drawn to wayne, eh?
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bears are drawn to wayne, eh?
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me: boy howdy today was a Day! I feel very romantically unlovable and unfulfilled! I very much wish someone would be interested in dating me or at least expressing some sort of possibility for a future relationship!
brand new coworker who barely knows me and I him: okay so does that mean you want to spend the first 45 minutes of your morning turning me down over and over and over until thereās finally a chance I understand your disinterest?
me, homesick for Gay College and regular-sick of straight dudes: *SHAKES RECEIPT* THIS IS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR
reading fanfic gets more and more and more depressing when you realize you live like 90% of the emotions involved without any of the emotional fulfillment and/or resolution
āDo you know your own writing style?ā Challenge
Are you faced with:
-Eyes that flit around a room?
-Repeated phrases in the same sentence, the last one slightly rephrased for Comedic Effect?
-Odd typos that arenāt really typos but rather the product of an unrelated word the author was clearly thinking of at the time?
-A sharp or unfriendly smile too many?
-Uncomfortable eye contact or the refusal to meet someoneās eye?
-Sweet smooth sentences sliding against something sexy with an āsā?
-Allusions to sex without actually listing the sexual act?
If so, you are probably reading a bona fide Meredith story!
In the spirit of such things, Iām gonna tag @mercs4life and @anakronisma and @dietcokeheads and @minionripleyĀ and @vethica because I love them. They donāt have to do it, ofc, and neither do you, if you are so inclined. But itād be a delight to read!
Hi my nameās Mer & I scream in the beginning of pixel exploration horror games when music from a scratchy record that I was the one made play sounds terrible & sped up and whenĀ āthe music has abruptly stopped,ā I am the one who foolishly investigates Huh Thatās Weird I Wonder Why and then screams againĀ because now the room is red (???????) and then quit.
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DANCE WITH ASRA DANCE WITH ASRA DANCE WITH ASRA DANCE WITH ASRA
seriously tho can you imagine hearingĀ āmy feet hurtā in that moment can you FEEL that awkward rejection? like thatās the type of thing that would wake me up at 2 in the morning like a slap to the face remembering hearing MY FEET HURT from the love of my life and thinkingĀ āoh god I came on too strong oh god Ā I can never look at them ever again oh godā and it would KEEP waking me up for the next decade
*finishes fanfic and immediately disappears from tumblr to take a breather*
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*pokes head in*
y'all motherfuckers know about that app card thief???? i'm literally obsessed
tfw someone tries to steal your intellectual property and thinks youāre gonna be all polite about it and donāt have a legal team drafting up a cease-and-desist literally right now: