Green Day Headcanons
Part 3/3: Happy birthday Mike Dirnt!!! Publishing his headcanons for his bday bc he deserves it <3
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(: Lee :)
oh my gOD
heâs fucking adorABLE
the embodiment of NONONO-JFKSJDJ
heâs a big laugher. like really big
heâll cackle when you latch onto his ribs
âPlehehease, Iâll do anythihihing! Juhust-NO, WAHAHAIEEEET!â
Did i mention Mike can screech?
HE SWITCHES SO QUICK FROM TOUGH GUY TO BEGGING WITHIN SECONDS
his underarms are a bad spot, as well as his thighsÂ
Mike canât handle teases specifically on his sides for some reason
âYouâre really ticklish here, huh? And itâs not even your worst spot!â
âSHUT IHIHIHIT!!â
TrĂ© thinks heâs so precious when he scrunches his nose and throws his head back in ticklish delight
Mike cannot coordinate himself whatsoever when heâs tickled
he shrinks into himself while barely protecting his spots
just be careful of his flailing legs, and make sure to catch one to tickle his knees
if you grab his hipbones suddenly heâll shriek
if you hold your hands above him and tease him heâll fold his arms across his chest and squEAL heâs so cute
MIKE DIRNT HAS A TICKLISH BACK I WILL STAND ON THIS TILL THE DAY HADES TAKES ME
when Billie gives him a massage for like back pain or sum he canât hold in his giggles for the life of him
and he likes to be mean and literally lay on top of him and blow raspberries into his shoulder blades
all while Mike is screaming in ticklish joy
buries his face into the pillows and just lets it happen
HES SUCH A CUTIE PIE RAHH
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(: Ler :)
holy shit
the biggest ler in green gay
holds that title above TrĂ©âs head
and wonât let him have it
LITERAL TICKLE MONSTER IF HE GETS IN A LER MOOD
pulls the âWhere do you think youâre going?â when Billie tries to scramble away
goes for the classic schoolboy pin for Tré
not only does Mike use his height to his advantage, he uses his agility too
Billie was dragged by the ankle writhing and screaming in giddy giggles once or twice (maybe even ten but whoâs counting)
he likes to team up with Billie to get Tré⊠a lot
if Billie starts first, Mike will watch from the sidelines and if heâs asked to help he will help
tickle cuddlesâŠâŠ so many tickle cuddlesâŠâŠâŠ.
if youâre being a little shit on purpose, Mike will tickle you to tears
can be a lil sadistic with it
once went after TrĂ© bc he hid his bass and  wouldnât tell
letâs just say our grass block was close to passing out when he finally told him where his bass was
sometimes puts on that oNE straight face while tickling him to drive him up the wall
HATES loves when his lee teases him back, it makes him flustered and double down on the tickles as punishment
craCKS HIS KNUCKLES-
when he wants to tickle you, heâll let you know
as youâre running for your life
heâs the type to try and help regulate your breathing when heâs done with you
and then even more tickle cuddles to help you fall asleep :)
