Mar 1
planning a trip with my sister for the end of this year and we're trying to decide between seattle and boston but like. god i wanna go to a kraken home game so bad please let it end up being seattle
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planning a trip with my sister for the end of this year and we're trying to decide between seattle and boston but like. god i wanna go to a kraken home game so bad please let it end up being seattle
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I try not to order Skyline on door dash because it's fucking expensive but I saw they have buffalo chicken dip now. I swear my stomach lining and wallet were screaming in unison. Like, Lord show me how to say no to this
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Since it is once again snowy season in the Midwest, I’d like to remind you all that if you see an hour long line for an exit and you woosh up the next lane and flip your blinker on last minute, you did not find a magic trick and you are not a genius, you’re an asshole.
Get in line like everyone else cocksucker.
This will just be teachers cause they are just as much of a basket case as us students, some are convos between teachers and students. Here we go!
“Put down your dest or you don’t get a desk.”
“Don’t make me come over there and hurt you.
*in response to finals preparation* “Just so you know i’m going out and getting drunk after this”
“Retribution sure tastes sweet” *quits his fucking job*
“Also in the event of an emergency-” “-Jump out the window?” “No that's my job”
“is soup an activity”
“Ms. Doe if I cry will you give me extra credit?” “I’ll give you a hug?”
“Love is disappointment.”
“Why do you have to be so difficult?”
“You’re a clone of one of my former students” “….ok?”
“Ok lets do Plan-B” “What’s Plan B?” “There is no plan B”
*Banging on the door* “This is not Jesus”
“Happy Birthday you failed-”
“What possessed your tiny little corkscrew brain to do that”
“Am your favorite student?” *with no hesitation making direct eye-contact* “No.”
“What part of I hate you don’t you get”
“You were put in this class to test me”
“No, don’t you skrt skrt!”
*exasperated and laughing* “You will not chant ‘Take it Off’ in my classroom.”
“I’m just saying if I were a highschool boy I would be turned on by seeing a girls thigh”
“There’s a medication for that”
“I looked over and I was like Woah! A thigh!”
“There’s no fight like a church fight.”
“You sell those kidneys!”
*deep disappointed sigh* “I hate you all.”
“Die quietly and don’t stain the carpet”
“And for those of you who have trouble reading, find a partner and have them read you to sleep at night.”
“Wait you can graduate in 3 years “Jake I can guarantee that won’t be you.”
If you want the students sayings or more teacher ones I’m more than happy to provide. It’s a small private Christian school out in the middle of no where midwest so we have a lot of burnt-out gifted kids, ADHD Kids trying there best, underground LGBT+, and super nice alt democrat kids. We’ve all kinda gone to school together since preschool and the grade sizes are only like 42 people so we are all well acquainted and end up being super close, sometimes. We often become close friends with the other grade levels as well. We can all talk to each-other and know that if something goes completely haywire you’re safe with someone. While there is a fair share of making fun of people if you explain what’s going on that makes you a “target” they will legit apologize and stop doing it to you. We all agree on hating our, racist, sexist and homophobic Principle and other office staff on a power-trip over high schoolers, but love our teachers who don’t get paid enough for this shit and make sure we’re ok and safe. If you go to my school you know what I’m talking about, Hess-daddyTM!
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Looking at the weather forecast in Michigan in January be like:
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