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I need advice from the small investor side of Tumblr -- please pass this around through reboots if that's not you, because I stopped speaking to my resident finance guy because he was a creepy sexual predator . I'm trying to start putting a tiny bit away now that I'm off disability and allowed to actually have things again.
But I don't know which micro investment app is the best choice for me: Acorns, Stash, or Robinhood. I have no interest about learning the stockmarket or predicting shit, in no small part because I will invest by my conscience and not anything that will actually make money. I do not in any way want anything to do with crypto. I also have like a shitton of cards to link for roundups -- we have like 8 credit cards and two debit cards. I'm also looking at setting up two for my older sons as they are getting old enough to earn money themselves.
can you explain to me like im 5 how helpful acorns would be to get a start in investing. is it like a robo investment thing? (i think i heard the term somewhere) but i legit know nothing about it and i feel like youtubers who even talk about it are just pushing their own agenda so idk where to learn
No worries, precious. Happy to help!
First, keep in mind that we are not an unbiased source, as Acorns pays us whenever someone signs up for them using our affiliate link. That said, we're super picky about who we accept money from, and we only have an affiliate marketing relationship with Acorns because we were customers of theirs for YEARS before they started paying us. All of which is to say: you are a savvy bitchling and we're very proud of you for being skeptical of YouTubers and personal finance influencers on the internet!
Acorns is an easy way to turn money you earned into even more money that you didn't have to earn! We call this "investing" and it's something all grown ups should do.
Acorns is great for newbie investors because they allow you to start small. Like, teeny tiny. Every time you buy something with your debit card, they round the transaction up to the nearest dollar and invest the difference. So if you spent $1.50 on something, Acorns will automatically put $0.50 in your investment account for you.
Best of all: they allocate the funds. That means you don't have to spend any time picking out stocks and bonds and whatnot. You just let Acorns put your money in the investment account and they do the hard part.
When you feel more comfortable and experienced with investing, you can make larger deposits into your Acorns account, or even open a more complex investment account. But for wee baby investors like you, it's a great way to get started without pressure or high risks.
We explain how Acorns works in a lot more detail here:
How To Start Small by Saving Small
And here's our Acorns link!
Every time I see you post an ad for acorns I turn as green as their brand colour and weep gentle tears of Canadian jealousy
We're so sorry, babycakes!!! I'm sure there's a Canadian equivalent, but we're too deeply ingrained in our 'Murica-centric mindsets to know about it.
And for our fellow 'Muricans...
How To Start Small by Saving Small
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question about acorns based on your post: I tried acorns a few years ago, but it didn't link to my bank at the time, so I closed the account. I've been considering trying it again, but am not sure how to figure out which banks it works with; do you know if there's a list somewhere so that I can check ahead of time?
Not to worry, pet! I wasn't able to find a list without logging in to Acorns. But this was helpful: https://acorns.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360052527834-How-can-I-add-my-bank-if-it-is-not-listed-for-Round-Ups-
Another solution is to skip the round-ups feature altogether and just set up a recurring investment from your bank, or make one-time contributions. It'll work just as well. I know Acorns' list of banks they do round-ups with changes from time to time, so keep checking.
And here's our Acorns explainer...
How To Start Small by Saving Small
... and our Acorns affiliate link! (Again, we get paid if you sign up through that bad boy.)

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Hiya bitches! Just FYI about Acorns: they “got rid of” the $1 tier, so you have to sign up for the $3 or $5 tier. But after you sign up you can dig around in the settings to find Acorns Assist, which is just the $1 tier hidden deep within the options menu cuz it’s only for “those facing economic hardship” (but they don’t verify that, so… honor system). Ngl, I was a little disappointed when I went to sign up from your post, so I wanted to share the info so others know what to expect!
Shoot dang, this is super valuable information! So, so sorry we didn't make that clear when we advertised Acorns. I've had my account for so long I've been grandfathered into the $1 tier. But this is a necessary step ALL of our readers should take if they choose to sign up for Acorns using our affiliate link. Thanks for sharing!
How To Start Small by Saving Small
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