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Classic Ray-Ray the Rascal, playing pranks on the grumpy Rock Monster again 😂📚

Rock Monster - Villain of The Little Bandits

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Mr Barren was a successful gravel tycoon. He gained his immense riches from selling the rough and painful ground to schools around the world.

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This gravel baron would take great delight in the poor children, who would scrape their tiny hands, knees and elbows on the gravel he cheerfully sold.

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After spending too much time bathing in gravel and spreading it on his burnt toast, he started to look and feel exactly like the horrid stuff. His crusty skin was covered in cracks, and he never ever moisturised it. Doctors warned him that his body was experiencing the worst drought recorded in medical history.

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He had become rock-solid, he could barely move, and whenever he got close enough to a child passing by, he would grab roughly at their youthful skin.

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So, the local children spread a rumour that he was a Rock Monster, and he was never able to let it go.

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Hi Ear-Worthy,

Henry Castle is a comedy and society/culture podcast about anything and everything. The name is Henry because that is our surname and Castle because we are recording from a study/walk-in-wardrobe so we are being funny about saying it is a castle. We have no agenda or script and literally sit down and just start recording and see where it takes us. My wife and I strive to be a reliable source of correct information, relatable, insightful, hilarious and basically like 2 best friends you can listen to whenever you want!

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