How would the ROs react to the MC saying to the main villain "first of all, bitch. Secondly, how dare you interrupt my pizza time? I'm hungry right now dammit."
Koda: Even heâd look at you oddly, Koda may have some interesting priorities himself, but youâd give him genuine pause with that one. Of course, with his nurturing nature, Koda would offer you a warm smile. âI think I have some trail mix in my pocket. Would you like some?â
Scarlett: Would have a brief existential crisis about the fact that youâre the person she chose to spend eternity with and those were the kind of priorities you have. However, if you were actually upset, sheâd pat your arm, a sincere, albeit strained, smile on her lips. âWeâll go out to eat once this all done with, my heart.â⌠If we donât die firstâŚ
Cyrus/Cyra: Theyâre completely focused on the literal villain standing in front of them, so they donât truly give your comment any actual thought. âI donât think youâll have to worry about getting hungry again if we donât get out of here.â They chance a brief look at you, brow furrowed in concern. âGiven that your stomach will likely be laid out on the floor in front of us.â
Quinn: Their eyes would slide shut in absolute exasperation, as their wolf snarls at them to do something because itâs obvious their chosen mate doesnât have any survival instincts to speak of. âI think the general lack of pizza is the least of our concerns at the moment, sweetheart.â
Caden: Wouldnât even deign the comment with a response, as theyâd be cataloguing the person in front of them. Trying to figure out if thereâs any chance that theyâd be able to slip past them, or find an escape route that be beneficial to you both. However, after all is said and done, theyâd turn to you, remembering what you had said, completely astonished. âYou were thinking of food during a time like that?â
Sloane: Itâs at that very moment that theyâd want nothing more than to pull a cigarette out and finish the entire thing in one draw⌠Theyâd be holding back from yelling at youâ seriously what the hell are you thinking(?)â but the sheer exasperated annoyance in their tone would give them away. âYouâve really achieved a level of dumbassery I wasnât sure youâd be able to get to. Congrats.â
Blake: The brief crackle of plastic would fill the air before something is being shoved towards you⌠Blake, being a literal squirrel, always has some form of food on them and itâs of no surprise that they had grabbed a couple of slices to go when everything went to shit. At your own look, they shrug. âWho wants to do anything on an empty stomach?â
Reginald/Regina: For a moment, theyâd turn to you with a wide smile on their lips, forgetting the kind of predicament theyâre in, as they bounce in place. âWeâre having pizza tonight? Do you know whoâs making it? Blake isnât going to try another one of their âspecialitiesâ, right?â












