Mar 9
Numidium was slain for this woman
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Numidium was slain for this woman
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"They made ritual as if to summon Azura as Nerevar wanted but Almalexia used poisoned candles and Sotha Sil used poisoned robes and Vivec used poisoned invocations. Nerevar was murdered."
They cut off his legs so that he would take a different path after being reborn, and they cut off his face so that he would come back in a different appearance. Or maybe it was out of fear? But the victors are not judged.
… Or a tribute to my love for the Hortator story. A scene from Michael Kirkbride's sketches that captured my heart.
Holamayan
Concept art for The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
Art by Michael Kirkbride
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Making Shit Up About Elder Scrolls Lore and Also Sound Like You Know What You're Talking About:
1. Say in-universe sources are uninformed
2. Say in-universe sources are subconciously biased
3. Say in-universe sources are consciously biased, i.e., propaganda
4. Dig through the 36 Lessons until you find something that sounds deep and impressive. Be sure to move on quickly before the reader has a chance to think, "Wait, what?"
5. Use the word "enantiomorph" without bothering to define it.
6. Be totally self-referential about the concept of godhood, the Prisoner, and metafiction. People will surely feel more immersed in a fictional universe if they also have to think about metaphysics and pseudo-scientific applications of Heidegger's Uncertainty Principle, and if NPCs have feelings when the power is turned off.
6.1 Act like you understand whatever the hell Sotha Sil was on about
7. Imply the definitive truth of what happened on Red Mountain in 1E 700 is so obvious you don't have to say it. Again, be sure to move on quickly before they can say, "Wait, what?"
7.1 Avoid talking about the Dwemer. If you have to ask why, you're already too far gone.
8. Say you've read the novels. (Do not, under any circumstances, read the novels.)
9. Sometimes, spell the names of gods and godlike thingamajiggers with all caps and no vowels, à la Hebrew. Especially the ones who don't have a spelling like that somewhere in canon already.
9.1 Don't ask why CHIM has a vowel in it.
10. Impress everybody with stating that you know Michael Kirkbride's stuff after Morrowind is technically non-canonical, but then use it anyway.
11. If you're a Rush fan, be sure not to confuse 2112 and 2920.
And don't forget Rule 0: When in doubt, a Dragon Break did it. As in, a Dragon Break both fuckered it up and fixed it at the same time.
Kirkbride stylization. TES Zsar, Telvanni spellblade (or spellspear lol)
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Decided to do my own version of some classic MK art-- always thought the green fire was dope.
Some new Sotha Sil art from Michael Kirkbride posted to Reddit
Elder Scrolls lore is fun because you play the games themselves and like aside from a few dashes of esotericism it’s mostly just straight fantasy with some really cool and unique worldbuilding and maybe the odd dash of sci-fi influence here or there but nothing that much more crazy than the Numidium
and then you look literally any deeper, into the writings of the developers and quest writers and popular interpretations of the lore. and suddenly you’re dealing with time traveling android knights and sentient ais who are actually big important figures in what seemed to be relatively normal lore. and magic spaceships that colonized the moons both in the past and after the apocalypse that’s supposed to happen in the future. fourth-wall breaks of multiple varieties. superhero versions of characters, tv-heads, lore explanations for console commands, it’s all just absolutely off the walls. what ever happened to that original concept of “a game where you fight people in arenas” because i sure as shit don’t see anything in common with that and C0DA. which is kinda exactly why it rocks
