Micheal Eisner ruined Minecraft


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Micheal Eisner ruined Minecraft

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Disneyland Paris 2026
“This is an actual spacecraft from another world, piloted by alien intelligence. One sighting from tens of thousands made over the past fifty years on virtually every continent on the globe. Intelligent life from distant galaxies is now attempting to make open contact with the human race, and tonight we’ll show you the evidence…”
Sure.
“Hi, I’m Michael Eisner, head of the Walt Disney company.”
What?
“At a top secret military installation somewhere in the United States, there are those who believe that the government is hiding the remains of an alien spacecraft that mysteriously crashed to Earth.”
???
Alien Encounters from New Tomorrowland – TV special – March 1995
So some backstory.
In 1995, Walt Disney World opened a new ride called ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter. It earned a lot of criticism for being too scary for kids but became a cult favorite. But one man saw more: one man saw a chance to promote it by...having Disney make a real UFO documentary. An entirely sincere and at times dark UFO documentary that also is a tortured promo for a Disney World ride. That man’s name? Michael Eisner.
Words you thought you’d never see slapped on a UFO documentary. This is the intro in higher quality.
This special was lost media for many years – it only aired in syndication in 1995, on irregular schedules in only four known markets – and became subject to an urban legend that Disney had, like, totally found the truth, man. Then they found it and uh...no. In truth parents complained about it taking a bit too much of a journey into imagination. But what did Disney find?
“From beyond the boundaries of our perceptions, intelligent beings are beckoning mankind to join the galactic community. This is the nature of alien encounters.”
Our host talks about Galileo to the background of that spinny thing in Tomorrowland and how we have to start living with the land for the terrifying aliens to like us. A preview of ExtraTERRORestrial is teased, but first...UFO time!
Pick a Defunctland Moment
A POWERFUL r a t. Named CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE.
The reveal that ShapeLand is actually Animal Kingdom
A lot of you guys were being gay in the Garfield ride
Michael Eisner
You’ve been listening to Alex Lasarenko’s music this entire time
“Into the majesty of the deep, blue…BLINDING SUNLIGHT.”
Homosexual Fast Dancing
The billionaire girlies are fighting 🤭

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Walking around Disneyland’s Tomorrowland for the first time and seeing the Peoplemover track and feeling like I’m looking at the face of my dead wife.
Saying “Eisner” like a supervillian in the same tone carried by Defunctland or offhand Disney
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huge thank you to andy and luke for transforming this ex-CEO of Disney that I probably wouldn't've even really heard of into such like a big character in my head yknow
like. he's evil. he pitches all his film ideas from (and lives in) a crashing elevator. he's always trying to get people to visit disneyland Paris. he seemingly lives under the heel of the mouse. air it.
lord farquaad being based off him isn't even like his main thing anymore