how does he react when you send him a "happy birthday" text, but you're not dating?

genuinely giggling and kicking his feet, he's obsessed with you and his plan to get you to fall in love with him is working ↳ gojo satoru, ijichi kiyotaka, ino takuma, itadori yuuji, kaminari denki, kirishima eijiro, takami keigo, bokuto kōtarō, hinata shōyō, kuroo tetsurō, oikawa tōru, caleb, sylus

gets awkward and doesn't know how to respond, he didn't even realize you knew his birthday...but does this mean you're thinking about him when he's not around? ↳ fushiguro megumi, hiromi higuruma, kamo choso, nanami kento, okkotsu yuuta, amajiki tamaki, iida tenya, midoriya izuku, todoroki natsuo, kageyama tobio, ushijima wakatoshi, xavier, zayne

tries to pretend he doesn't care, but he so cares, this was the only "happy birthday" he cared about ↳ fushiguro toji, geto suguru, kong shiu, bakugou katsuki, sero hanta, matsukawa issei, sawamura daichi, tsukishima kei, rafayel

honestly....probably does not care that much ↳ ieiri shoko, sukuna ryomen, aizawa shota, todoroki shoto, todoroki touya, kozume kenma,

Mineta: Yeah! How do you do it, sensei!?

Jaune: *Rolls his eyes* What are you two talking about?

Mineta: How do you seduce all those women!? Seriously! Tell me your secret!

Jaune: *Sighs* Mineta, we've talked about this... *Flares his aura* Or do I have to remind you what happened last time you two tried to pull a stunt?

Kaminari/Mineta: N-No sir!

Jaune: Good *Powers aura down* Also, there's no secret, I'm not seducing anyone

Kaminari: With all do respect, Arc-Sensei, that's a load of crap

Jaune: Ok, name one time I "seduced" someone

Kaminari: Well, there was that one time with Midnight-Sensei...

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*Nemuri's costume rips far too much, and Jaune quickly covers her with his jacket*

Jaune: *Blushes* Nemuri, please take this!

Nemuri: Thank you, Jaune *Sees all the muscles under his jacket* Oh my~! I bet you could rip me in half, with all that-!

Jaune: N-Nemuri!

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Jaune: That was Midnight being Midnight, she's always a perv

Mineta: Ok, then what about that time with Thirteen!?

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*Jaune catches Anan bridal style after she missed a step walking down the stairs*

Anan: J-Jaune-kun!?

Jaune: You ok, Anan?

Anan: *Blushes* I-I'm fine!

Jaune: *Sets her down with a smile* Alright, just be careful next time, wouldn't want you getting hurt

Anan: H-Hai...

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Jaune: She fell down the stairs, how does that-?

Kaminari: And what about Tachyon-Sensei!? She's always clingy with you!

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*Tachyon hugging Jaune from behind while he write up reports*

Tachyon: Come on, my little guinea pig, make me something to eat! I demand it!

Jaune: Later, Agnes, I've got reports that need to be done, and so do you

Tachyon: But reports are so boring!

Jaune: Yeah, well, if you don't push them onto me and get them done before the day ends, I'll be willing to be your next test subject

*With lightning speed, Tachyon sits at her desk and quickly does her paperwork*

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Jaune: Tachyon is just a little weird. She also doesn't know the meaning of person space sometimes.

Mineta: Ok, what about that time when Mirko groped your butt?

Jaune: She meant to go for a hug!

Kaminari: Or how about that time the Pussycats invited you to stay at their lodge and even enjoy their hot springs?

Jaune: They were just being friendly!

Mineta: And how about that picture of you and Ryukyu!?

Jaune: *Blushes* That was for a Magazine Cover!

Kaminari: She seemed pretty into it! She was grinning like crazy with your hands around-!

Jaune: Alright! That's enough! You two are starting to cross a line! Unless you want to be in detention with Eraserhead, I suggest you head back to class, now!

Kaminari/Mineta: Y-YES SENSEI!

*The two run down the hall far enough away that Jaune lets out a sigh of relief*

???: I don't really like you using me as a means for your students to behave

Jaune: AAAAHHHHH! *Turns to see Aizawa in his normal cocoon* Shota! You scared the crap outta me!

Aizawa: Yeah, well maybe be more aware of your surroundings... Anyway, threaten me with spending time with those two again, and who knows, I might just let it slip that you've slept with all those women they just mentioned

Jaune: Erk! You wouldn't dare!

Aizawa: *Smiles* Try me

Jaune: *Glares* You even let out one peep to them, just one... And I'll tell Nemuri and Hizashi about you and Emi

Aizawa: *Activates Quirk* You wouldn't dare!

Jaune: *Smug* Mutually assured destruction my friend!

Aizawa: They wouldn't believe you, there's no proof!

Jaune: I have pictures!

Aizawa: Bullshit!

Jaune: Cat Cafe~!

Ochako: *reading a newspaper* "Those two likely fucked in an alleyway after that photo."

Izuku: *holding a mug of coffee* "Yep." *takes a sip*