#mexcellent

Ready to soak up the best of the baja?⁠ Ready to embrace your inner bruja?⁠ Ready for the quenchiest iced tea goodness ever?⁠ ⁠ Introducing Bruja Blast, your one-day only opportunitea to celebrate Mexcellence at its absolute weirdest: sweet, soothing aloe vera, Latin American grown white tea, bold fruit flavor and a Very Specific Color.⁠ ⁠ It's Sacri-licious!*⁠ ⁠ 🔔🩵🕯️🍹🕯️🩵🔔⁠ ⁠ BONUS!⁠ April first ONLY, you can grab your Bruja Blast from the grab-and-go fridge at our Seattle tea house in exclusive sippy pouch.⁠ ⁠ Think of it like a very specific thematic Capri Sun type situation.⁠

Buen bebiendo!

Our fuel-up, who art in heaven,⁠ haunted be thy taste,⁠ the cursed hue of Mountain Dew,⁠ in tea as it is in soda,⁠ ⁠ Give us this day our daily leaves,⁠ and forgive us this monstrositea,⁠ as we forgive those⁠ who created the original.⁠ ⁠ 🙏 AaaAaahh-mennnnnn 🎶

Introducing Bruja Blast, your one-day only opportunitea to celebrate Mexcellence at its absolute weirdest: sweet, soothing aloe vera, Latin American grown white tea, bold fruit flavor and a Very Specific Color.⁠