#meta man

Imagine you, Catwoman, the number one wanted thief dressed in black latex, hugging your curves like a second skin with a black cowl that looks like a cat mask to hide your identity, who struts across rooftops and in shadows, always one step ahead of the law—and the heroes who try to stop you.

Stealing from museums, banks, the rich, mostly pretty jewelry that decorates your lovely self as you admire yourself in the glass window, waiting around for a little while before you escape with your goods in hand, not for nothing. No no no no…. You wanted to wait for your little heroes to come and stop you. But they never dooooooo~

Just thinking of the many heroes you encounter brings an excited giggle that leaves your lips colored in black as you think back on the many encounters you had with your favorite heroes…..

You never hurt anyone— physically, mostly. But you definitely do harm in some ways of I don't know—by stealing money and priceless jewels, artifacts, items, etc. BUT☝️You never take a hostage in your schemes or murder (god forbid), which leaves you in most of the hero's good graces when fighting you the first few times, and didn't help you were quite friendly??? Like talking to them all sweet, having little conversations, asking how they were doing, or getting pissed at seeing some other villain was fighting YOUR heroes and getting them injured.

Frozone, Mr Incredible, and Gazerbeam remember the first time it happened. It was from Gamma Jack. When he came late to the meeting at the dinner they all meet up at to hang, covered in bandages and black lipstick stains. When wearily asking about his new additions to his attire thinking he got like mommed by some fans of his based on the lipstick but strange it was just one color… he immediately began bragging about how, during a fight with some wannabe villain that got the upper hand, you just came out of nowhere, throwing yourself at a villain that was about to stab him right in the head, and started to claw the shit out of the villain to protect him.

Getting up from the floor weak, he watches how you just beat the shit out of the guy for daring to touch him before freezing in place when noticing he was looking, you let go of the villain's shirt, dropping them to the floor to rush to Jack and feet over him immediately. Cooing sweet words as you help sit him up, kissing his bruised cheek as you ask if he’s alright, as you take bandages out from your utility belt to wrap around his wounds… and Jack was loving it!

When news spread through the heroes through word of mouth or phone, many didn’t believe it happened. I mean, you are friendly, maybe a bit too flirty, confined in your ways to get under their skin to see their red blush, but in the end, it all came down to one thing: you never showed that level of affection, protectiveness, possession, or greed for them like that. Ain’t no way you would do that. Gamma Jack must be lying out of his ass to get attention that you, of all people, would show him, The women craze hero attention like that. No way….. No way…

That was until you went batshit on Baron Von Ruthless when he tried to kill The Phantasmics and was roundhouse kicked in the face by your heels before leaping at him in vengeance, then after a good beating this guy up to a pulp, you scampered over to them and purr out soft coos and loving phrases as you looking over them for injures to attend to.

Yeah, thinking back on it, many heroes can recount to one another the numerous instances of you shamelessly flirting with them like they were your lovers, pressing your body all up against them as you purr sweet things in their ear as they almost kiss your lips….

Before you pull away, leaving them trapped in some trap, you manage to wrap around them and scamper off with your goods, leaving the heroes all hot and bothered until they see you again another day.

…. Yep you definitely laid your claim on them good. And they like it~👀

You flirted like that regardless of gender to the heroes, which was surprising at how bold you were to do that in that year, who notice you only do it to 22 Pacific heroes you like, really, really like. Wink wink.😘…. You want those supers, carnally😈 *Cough!* WHO SAID THAT!?!?

The evidence was plain to anyone in front of them, shamelessly flirting with a duo and/or group, the sexual innuendos in your little quips, clawed hands that were very touchy with the hero’s as they are with you, only when you allow it~

But there’s also the physical evidence, like how certain heroes and heroines scamper off to chase you and come back all flustered, clothes ruffled, hair messed up, with faces all red and pink, trying very hard to get off the black lipstick print you leave on their skin as a little calling card of your love as they adjusted their suits back on right.

🤭You just can’t help it~ Seeing all their faces turn to such pretty shades of red when you flirt with them, especially when it gets under their skin as they try not to show how you, a thief, cat burglar, villain (technically) affects them so much even in their civilian lives…. It makes you grin all smug.

Here's what I think everyones names would be🫡

Apogee: Nancy Dewitt

Blazestone: Opaline Green

Downburst: Briar Johnson

Dynaguy: Scott Smith

Everseer: Alfred Norris

Fironic: Terry Wright

Gamma Jack: Jackson Hart

Hypershock: Joseph Tremor

Macroburst: Finley Collins

Meta Man: George Taylor

Phylange: Joshua Mick Craig

Plasmabolt: Dorothy Emerson

Psycwave: Heather Jones

Splashdown: Joe Cooper

Stormicide: Linda Blitch

Stratogale: Eva Royce

Thunderhead: Martin Pimm

Universal Man: Ralph Wagner

I feel like doing this would be a fun thing to do and would also help fanfic writers or bot makers, so let me know what yall think and if ya'll agree with the names! :)