#mercedees

Byleth: Strong, Very Intimidating, Is actually a softie.

Edelgard: Level 1 Peasant => Level 50 Empress. Probably has a Male consort. Mpreg kid

Hubert: Snape 2.0 grumpy professor Edgar Allen Poe looking ass. Is probably happy MCR reunited

Ferdinand: Soft baby prince. Named Lance. Goofy

Lindhardt: Friend of Lance. Confused for a girl. Constantly flirted with. Has to keep Lance in line.

Caspar: Pre time skip: Trying to cosplay MHA. Baby Post-time skip: Looks like Sonic

Bernadetta: Babey: Level 1 Peasant => Level 50 empress. Grew up on the street. Doesn’t talk. Loves friendship. Standard anime girl.

Petra: Queen. Tsundere. Strong Independent WomanTM. Cool post timeskip hair

Dorothea: Catgirl. Big personality.

Dimitri: Pre-Timeskip: *laughter* is this Seto Kaiba? Hates the main character for no reason. Probably has a little sibling that they hate. Probally says: Then Perish or Begone Thot, Rich

Post-Timeskip: Looks like Miral & Lucio. Feral Boy. Ratman. Very sad. Kingdom fell. Looking for honor. Living in the woods. Disowned

Dedue: Supporting advisor for MC. Probably and Uncle or Dad to the MC. Dad energy.

Felix: *oooo* pretty boy. Used to work for MC. Chaotic neutral. Can’t tell if I trust him or not. Looks like Sebastian from black butler

Ashe: Childhood friend of MC. Seperated for a bit. rouge agent. neutral good. very baby. good fighter. maybe a spy.

Sylvain: Another Babey. The friendly rival of the MC. They are really close. “As much as love and adore you, I’m gonna kick your ass”. Turns into a general or knight.

Mercedes: *groans* oh dear. Pre-Timeskip: Anime mom. She looks like she’s sick. Strong mom vibes. Very sweet. Post-Timeskip: Something bad happened to her. “Then Perish”

Annette: Begins as baby. Has an older brother figure. Constantly underestimated. Does something cool when she grows up. Childish. Remains baby. Probably religious.

Ingrid: Probably the child of a priest or a noble. Hangs out in the library. Disney Princess. An interpreter or diplomat.

Claude: Oh I’ve seen him before. Really pretty boy. Pre-Timeskip: Noble. From another country. Goofy

Post-Timeskip: Becomes a pirate. Chaotic good.

Lorenz: Oh dear. Looks like he’s the head of the propaganda machine in Ba Sing Se. Snape 2.0. Had a psychotic break post time skip. Nice guy TM. Insults women.

Raphael: Soft bear vibes. Has a daughter or wife he cherished. Blacksmith/Carpenter. “why is his shirt so tight” Post Timeskip: Soldier or Blacksmith.

Ignatz: Soft baby. Advisor vibes. Friend of the MC. Keeps the MC in line and teachers her stuff. Low-key dad energy. Librarian friend.

Lysithea: Looks like she could kill you and will. Uncontrollable. She learns manners as she gets older. Acts as a spy.

Marianne: You know how sometimes there is a prince/good girl who meets a rouge with a tragic backstory. Works as a spy/assassin. Gets more chill and stable. Helps out the MC.

Hilda: Toga? Doesn’t give crazy vibes. Something is vaguely unsettling about here. There is something not right about her. Low-key tsundere.

Leonie: OOOOO. Probably an archer. Wasn’t taken seriously as a kid. Trying to get people’s attention so that people will know what she’s doing. Very good gal. Says “fuck it, I’ll do what I want.”

Seteth: Leader energy. All about rules. Professor. Has a daughter whom he loves. Doesn’t constantly talk about her. Looks serious but isn’t

Flayn: Daughter of Seteth. Powerful healer. Loves flowers and rabbits. Super OP. Soft-spoken.

Hannerman: Professor. People think he’s evil. Not that bad. Possibly the principle. Posh and has an accent “pip cheerio, want some tea”

Manuela: Definitely a MILF. Reminds me of Midnight from MHA. Kind of strict but also a little crazy. Probably flirts with Seteth.

Gilbert: oh dear. very serious. a librarian or a priest. not bad, just has RBF

Alois: Nice dude. He adopts every child that he sees. Uncle energy. Really strong and respects women.

Catherine: Ursa from fairy tales vibes. Absolute queen and unit. 

Shamir: Related to Felix.  hard to get a read on.

Cyril: Tragic past. Had a huge family. Knows everyone. Meets a general who inspires him to join the army. Is an archer, kinda serious. Doesn’t talk

Jeralt: Rouge king. Maybe a bit barbaric. A known and feared soldier/warrior. Probably still friendly. He has a son who he wants to become the next king.

Rhea: She seems nice and gentle but she’s probally nuts.

Funx: BMW drivers are all wankers, they think they own the road...

KO: Beemers are luxurious, they have great interiors.

Boxer: Nah fam, they ain't all that!

Mix: What!? Nahhh... They got good interiors and drive nice.

KO: Beemers are spacious on the inside

Boxer: Nah fam, Benz' are iller. The one I had was better than any Beemer...

KO: [Loooool] Fam... I'm driving a Peugeot 206, you don't know where I'm coming from.

Boxer: Fam...

I WANT FERGALICIOUS!!

remember the amazing orgasms we had when we first saw this?