#memeboys

Yeah no problem my friend! Thank you for the ask! 

2. Who is the one who likes to cuddle?

John. He’s all about being physically affectionate while calling his boyfriend a ‘baby back bitch’. It’s a strange dichotomy. Like people literally walk by John crawling across the couch and plopping his head into Smiity’s lap while muttering ‘fucking gay bastard’ and Smiity doesnt even look up from his phone, just strokes his boyfriend’s hair, and everyone is like ‘wtf?!’ 

11. Are they a super sappy couple?

Not in the conventional way? Like, they have petnames, but they’re insults. And when they wanna show they love each other, it’s with trolling their twitter or leaving a penis on a piece of paper taped to their computer screen with the words ‘thinking of that dick...and you, I guess’. So like I said, not exactly sappy sweet, but sweet in their own way. 

16. Who knows the most obscure facts?

Smiity. But 50% of them aren’t real facts, and Kryoz has honestly stopped trying to guess which ones he makde up and which ones he genuingly knows. 

24. Who has better fashion sense?

John. But Smiity gets more into fashion because of Kryoz, and he’s actually way better when it comes to female fashion? And John’s kind of jealous because  if Smiity wanted to, he could rock girl pants or a feminine sweatshirt and make it look fine and fuck now he’s thinking about it...