ā§Ėź° a list of (un)necesary extras to script ą Ė. įµįµ
šą§ 01. When you listen to music on shuffle, your playlist always seems to know which song you want next.
šą§ 02. Your socks never mysteriously disappear when you wash them. Every pair remains intact, always matching, and never stretched or deformed.
šą§ 03. You always know which bathroom is the cleanest before going in, saving you from awkward checks.
šą§ 04. Your fingers never get dirty when eating chips or snacks. It's as if your skin is completely resistant to crumbs and dust.
šą§ 05. Your phone screen never gets smudged or leaves fingerprints, even without a protective caseāit stays effortlessly clean.
šą§ 06. Clothes don't need to be ironed after going through the dryer. They come out wrinkle-free, ready to wear without any additional effort.
šą§ 07. They never get your food order wrong, whether it's a restaurant, a fast food place, or delivery.
šą§ 08. Your jewelry never tarnishes, discolors, or gets stained with that strange green color; everything you wear always looks brand new.
šą§ 09. Your passwords are always secure and easy to remember, with no need to write them down or reset them constantly.
šą§ 10. Your sheets always stay in place, no matter how much you toss and turn in bed (no more waking up with half your mattress uncovered at 3am).
šą§ 11. No matter how fast you walk or what activity you're doing, your socks never slip inside your shoes.
šą§ 12. You never feel that uncomfortable static shock when you touch a door handle, a car, or another person.
šą§ 13. Even if you forget to charge your headphones, they have enough battery power for one last use when you really need them.
šą§ 14. You never get a bad haircutāsomehow, your stylist always understands what you want and you always leave happy.
šą§ 15. Your Wi-Fi never crashes at the worst possible moment: streaming, gaming, video calls⦠always trouble-free and without sudden disconnections.
šą§ 16. Your perfume/cologne lasts all day, but never in an overwhelming way: it's just the right amount of scent at the right moments.
šą§ 17. You never have that frustrating moment when you almost sneeze but don't. When it happens, it happens.
šą§ 18. You know that specific part of a songs you like? It's like your hearing improves 10X and the outside world goes quiet when it plays, so you can enjoy it to the fullest.
šą§ 19. When they call you by your first and/or last name in public, they always pronounce it correctly. Even the less common ones, on the first try.
šą§ 20. You never spill liquids on electronics. Your laptop, charger, and keyboard live under an invisible force field; you could balance a cup on top of them and still be fine (but don't do it).
šą§ 21. You always remember to turn off the oven or iron, to close the doors, etc. You avoid paranoia and having to turn back halfway.
šą§ 22. Stuffy nose? Loss of voice? High fever? What is thatā¦? Even if you have severe flu, you are asymptomatic to the point that it does not influence the diagnosis.