#melbourne problems

Currently living in the polleningest cit on earht.  had plans tonight but had to hoover approximateyl ALL of the antihistameins and then decided to have a glass of wine becuse I was sad about leonard cohen (so healthy I know) and now I am making poor man;s putine and typing badly because I am lying on my stomach on a soft couch and it is hard.

I'm not sure why it's so surprising that "Ishka-covered" is considered a selling point by some people but that's where we're at

It's night and I'm obviously on my computer- problem is, I just sighed and I saw my breath? In my room? Why the hell is it so damn cold?

I really live in the wrong city for someone with such a visceral hatred for wind

goddamnit I wish it could stop being windy, it’s stopping me sleeping and messing with my inner ear >:(

Because I am a pretentious fuck I looked up my current suburb on the age website’s ratings and apparently it rated poorly because it doesn’t have an interesting enough topography. So if we want to rate higher in the next few years we need to... build hills?

It hasn’t been this cold in my neck of the woods so long that not only do I not own winter pyjamas, but I forgot they were a thing people have because I haven’t needed them in years.