#melatonin posting

I heard the world's smallest violin, and its sorrowful song echoed through infinitesimal gaps in my mind in frequencies so sharp they awoke silent folds of my grey matter. I wept.

at the club straight up snorking it. and by it, well let's jsut say. my mimimi

Has science made a pillow thats always cold all over yet?

*crawling through the labyrinth on all fours completely buck ass nude not paying a crumb of attention to where im going* ohhh nooo im lost I hope there’s no big sexy minotaur lurking around the corner who hasnt felt a soft touch in years and needs to be taken care of *im immediately impaled through the torso with his horns and die isntently*

Magneto more like magPEDO (this post was sponsored by melatonin and anti-seizure medication /j also daily reminder beau decondiments is a freakkk and was using magneto as a self insert ☺️☺️) anyways hallelujah he's not the head writer anymore and we might get silly doomed old man yaoi back 🙏🙏 I'm coping (old man yaoi somehow healthier relationship than rogueneto btw)

toothpaste, except it's a paste made of teeth