#megaratch

I don't! Dratchet does happen in this au but it's also loosey-goosey war is over and lots of bots and cons are hooking up because it's a silly au set within this fic made by a friend (it's a fun read!) but instead of dratchet baby- we got megaratch accident baby because their partners (plural) went off on vacation at the same time and left these two grouchy old men alone and neither of them thought they could spark-

• The Energon curdled because storage measures failed so Megs went hungry that cycle.

• Megs rations got thrown into his face face during a food fight in the canteen by Whirl.

• Meg tripped over Swerve after he Deadlock got shoved into him by whomever he was fighting for, again got a face full of energon and went back to his cell hungry.

• Energon rations got switched around and he got Megatrons rations but he threw them out. Funnily enough, Megs got Getaways rations and did get somewhat poisoned after all but the effects were terrible Transformers equivilant of diarrhea (it was Whirl or Deadlock)

Ambush attempts where Getaway was waiting for Megs to come by when he gets his hands on a weapon (before its taken away):

• Megatron walked by, he got jumped by scraplets before Getaway got to him

• Megatron ran past him cause Swerve wanted to really tell him something and was willing to risk peoples health over it but Megatron DOES NOT want to risk his own health, thus fleeing.

• Megatron gets tackled by Tailgate and is dragged to the medbay for maintenance while yowling like a cat.

• Megatron got cornered by an aggressively flirting Minimus who really likes his poetry. Megatron looks like he's going to combust on the spot.

• Megatron is running for his life cause one of Brainstorm's investions is trying to kill him.

• Medbay Adventures 2: Electric Boogaloo; Megatron is desperately crawling to his cell while Ratchet leisurely walks after him, freaking him out with the creepy feelers amd telling him to stop his futile escape attempts from him and to just go to the medbay. He already de-activated his legs after all, he can't even walk.

Absolute horror and misfortune for Megatron, pure exasperation for Getaway. Oh well, at least Megs is suffering in a way.

Yes to everything however I am SO stuck on the Ratchet casually chasing Megatron slowly because he’s already deactivate his legs, its too much of a good imagery akjdhdj