#medium rating

Kurt doesn’t think it’s going to be a big deal if he posts an anonymous message on the NYADA Crushes Facebook page about the cute guy he just saw fall on his ass in front of the NYADA main entrance. Little does he know that Blaine is going to be his dance TA once the new school year starts, and that Blaine has a history with NYADA Crushes, too.

(Warnings: Very brief references to the 5x15 (Bash) happenings and some foul language.)

About 15,000 words, one-shot, medium rating. On AO3. 

“Good afternoon, Kurt,” Blaine smiled, bracing himself for the volatile young man in front of him.

Inspired by two gifsets that appeared in quick succession on my dash: Kurt is a super famous porn star who likes to cook in his free time, watching Blaine Anderson cooking web serie. Meanwhile, when he needs a little “me and my hand” time, Blaine logs onto Kurt’s channel.

This might be super cracktastic but the idea is fun.

Ever since Blaine was cursed by a fey witch as a small child, he’s been locked in a tower of his father’s keep. Still, he dreams of freedom, though those dreams are haunted. For klaineadvent 2015.

(My attempt at a Celtic-ish fairy tale (heavy on the -ish); vaguely influenced by Katharine Kerr’s Deverry Cycle. 500 words each part is the goal. Title from the Broadcast song “Winter Now”.)

About 19,000 words, 26 chapters, medium rating, complete. On AO3. 

“Baby? Have you… um, have you looked at Santana’s snap story yet this morning?”

Kurt thinks that his new roommate, Blaine, is a total nerd until he accidentally stumbles into their shared bathroom to find Blaine in the bath…  

From this pic.

What if Blaine is a vampire who feeds off of life force via kisses, and then he kisses Kurt and Kurt is basically unaffected by Blaine?

Warnings for vampirism and death, I suppose, though no one you care about actually dies? Meet cute, after a fashion!

-the creator

Review requested by anon (assumedly blog's operator)

Gimmick blog: @cactus-detector

Gimmick: Locating cactus.

Gimmick rating: 6/10, standard for "detector" blogs. It's unoriginal but still a little funny, what can I say?

Blog rating: 6/10, gimmick is executed poorly and inconsistently. What a cactus is and is not is not the same for each post. Also the blog posts often about things other than the gimmick. However, the account owners seems very new to this, so some understanding is in order.