AU where Robert is a rough approximation of a incubus. Weâre going to play a lilâ fast and loose with the rules, but basically, he just feeds off of other peopleâs life force through the medium of their lust. Being in a room of horny people is a light snack, having at least one person being horny about him specifically is a heavier snack, and the various bases are different course meals
The thing is, Robert does not feed himself in this way. He barely feeds himself with regular food as it is. Heâs just always worried that with how long heâs gone without, he wonât be able to control himself when he has someone in his bed that heâll just kill them
And itâs easy when heâs Mecha Man Blue. Itâs much harder when heâs Robert because the Z-Team practically have it out for him. The sexual jokes and innuendos are like crumbs that pull at his resolve. When they start wanting to fuck him in earnest? Itâs bad
Malevola knew he was a fellow demon (or half-demon) and quickly sussed out his nature, so sheâs the one that goes to him first about it. Obviously, she puts herself out there as an option, but sheâs also like, âHalf this office wants you bad, but sure, continue starving yourselfâ
He rejects her politely. Rejects them all like that. Tries to, anyway, but eventually gets frustrated and explains why he canât. They hit him with tag-team logic. If someone else is there, theyâll stop Robert from killing the other person. Robert doesnât think thatâs how it works, but he gets convinced to tryâjust onceâand if someone does end up getting hurt (in a way they donât want, you know what I mean), they wonât do it again. Robert finally gives in
And damn, what an experience it is to be satiated. He knows it wonât last, but for the first time in his entire fucking life, heâs not hungry. Itâs so different from what heâs known that heâs all content and gooey in his sleepiness
But this brings new challenges. Having experienced it once, he wants that feeling again, but it feels weird to ask for sex. Wounds his pride, just a little, but also makes him feel like a freak and that heâs using people for his own ends
Luckily, the Z-Team wonât let him starve, especially when there starts to be noticeable improvements to his health, both physical and mental
I dare say he might even develop some demon traits, but we donât need to get into that
