AU where Robert is a rough approximation of a incubus. Weāre going to play a lilā fast and loose with the rules, but basically, he just feeds off of other peopleās life force through the medium of their lust. Being in a room of horny people is a light snack, having at least one person being horny about him specifically is a heavier snack, and the various bases are different course meals
The thing is, Robert does not feed himself in this way. He barely feeds himself with regular food as it is. Heās just always worried that with how long heās gone without, he wonāt be able to control himself when he has someone in his bed that heāll just kill them
And itās easy when heās Mecha Man Blue. Itās much harder when heās Robert because the Z-Team practically have it out for him. The sexual jokes and innuendos are like crumbs that pull at his resolve. When they start wanting to fuck him in earnest? Itās bad
Malevola knew he was a fellow demon (or half-demon) and quickly sussed out his nature, so sheās the one that goes to him first about it. Obviously, she puts herself out there as an option, but sheās also like, āHalf this office wants you bad, but sure, continue starving yourselfā
He rejects her politely. Rejects them all like that. Tries to, anyway, but eventually gets frustrated and explains why he canāt. They hit him with tag-team logic. If someone else is there, theyāll stop Robert from killing the other person. Robert doesnāt think thatās how it works, but he gets convinced to tryājust onceāand if someone does end up getting hurt (in a way they donāt want, you know what I mean), they wonāt do it again. Robert finally gives in
And damn, what an experience it is to be satiated. He knows it wonāt last, but for the first time in his entire fucking life, heās not hungry. Itās so different from what heās known that heās all content and gooey in his sleepiness
But this brings new challenges. Having experienced it once, he wants that feeling again, but it feels weird to ask for sex. Wounds his pride, just a little, but also makes him feel like a freak and that heās using people for his own ends
Luckily, the Z-Team wonāt let him starve, especially when there starts to be noticeable improvements to his health, both physical and mental
I dare say he might even develop some demon traits, but we donāt need to get into that
