#meb

my fake-dating, hot AF jock couple baddies 💅

been wanting to do a ship sheet for them for a while, but I found so many questions super hard to answer because they’re pretending a lot of it 🤣🥹😭

But I LOVED this sheet so let’s introduce Maeve and Seb (meb) a bit more here during my MC introduction week (plus a sneak peek of modded Maeve)🙌🏻

So, Sebastian and Maeve are the two protagonists of my first (and only currently) Hogwarts Legacy fic I started back in May, ‘How To Lose A Slytherin In 10 Days’

Loosely based off the rom-com with a similar name, my fic follows a Rom-com/humour/mild crack fic vibe.

In my universe, Sebastian and Maeve are both quidditch rivals in their final year (8th iykyk) and competitive af. They don’t like each other, they wind each other up plus the infamous Gryffindor/Slytherin rivalry. But a bet gets made and suddenly they’re both trying to seduce the other and fake date but they both believe the other one is convinced it’s real. It’s a double bluff.

And they’re both stubborn AF and basically the same person so we all know it’s about to end spectacularly.

Very tropey, very fun. Casual read with a few tiny TWs you should read over just to check before picking it up to read. Currently rated M but this maaaaay be bumped to E, depends how spicy things get (no promises there)

I’ll be chatting more about these guys in their actual relationship when we get to AU week!!

Read more on AO3 | WATTPAD

Artist credit to @/sashimj

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YESSSS ive had that idea in my head for ages now!!! i havent started writing it yet n idk if i'll ever get around to it only cause idk how itll end (thats actually stopped me from writing a lotta fics, i cant imagine working on something if idk how i'll end it)

but for you my friend, i'll tell you some things i plan to include >:))

he transfers cause barca fucks up his contract renewal. idk shit abt the legalities n stuff of player contracts so itll be v inaccurate n i'll take a LOTTA liberties

lewy tries (key word TRIES) to teach pablito some english before hes shipped off to england

gavi gravitating to the spanish speakers of the team, especially stefan, since hes spanish n close in age

the first words outta dominiks mouth upon meeting him are some outta pocket shit (but like in a funny way)

robbo takes gavi golfing n trent tags along. fermin is also there. fermin n trent bitch abt their best friends while robbo teaches gavi to suck less at golf. someone takes a golf ball to the eye. (shoutout to my homie @tl-trashtalk for the idea. at least i think it was them. if not then uhhhh sorry bro)

"long distance" pedrigavi. i say "long distance" cause its a whopping TWO N A HALF HOUR FLIGHT. thats fucking light work.

Mime En Blanche - Back in Blanche

I'm even more late than I was with the Easter-Terrestrial, but hey, it's still the Easter season. So here are the three agents, who are, well, back in blanche.