#me babbling

Fat. There’s no denying it. I’m fat now, obese.

Yet… I am in denial, squeezing myself into my former cutesy clothes. They still fit and look fine, right? Maybe just a little more filled out. Yea that’s it! My milkers have grown considerably… so it’s probably just that 🐮

It’s addictive. I find myself playing with my fat more often than I would like to admit. Every inch of my body is being stuffed, overfilled with fat to the point my skin cannot keep up. I have newfound stretch marks on my arms…ALL of me is plumbing up uncontrollably.

I hope yall still love double chins…cuz I can literally feel mine now on a daily basis and omfg it’s the fucking hottest thing. This is also a new development, I really am getting fat now huh?? 🫣 let’s also not talk about the fupa cuz… she’s also like HELLO I am here..

Friend lives with pluey. the deal they made was that in exchange for friend's power, pluey would give him bloodshed and chaos. and pluey made those payment by inititiating his revenge.

their relationship is semi- patron/familar, so pluey is friend's "master". and by extension mikey

After the other puppynix post I decided to diss Edgeworth a bit too so heres my other HC I find funny: Edgeworth SUCKS at giving BJ's.

I think younger him would be kinda disgusted by the idea, like "this is below me"; and then older him would finally try it out since Phoenix is always the one doing it... Only to be so bad at it Phoenix ends up being between slight masochistic pleasure x "holy fuck I'm being used as a chew toy" lmaoo

I also think he'd get offended if Phoenix said anything jahwhwjq but he would totally get a bit better after a few times. I just think Phoenix is the one who loves giving oral for no reason. I mean he's poor asf so he's gotta eat well when he can right?

Anyway have this little ugly thing I did at like 5am while laughing my ass off

Be careful what you ask for dad,