#md braiden

Ballroom, Cabin Fever Resort bunker

Braiden: “Let me get this straight. You chose this place for the trip, because whatsherface is looking into her family history!?” 

Heatwave: *bluntly* “And we wanted to figure out what’s wrong with Lizzy and Ms. Rasputin. Kind of important if we don’t want Prom to happen again.”

Damien: “This is bullshit. Why drag the rest of us along on this venture? We have better things to do!” 

Trailbreaker: “If it weren’t for Lizzy’s hand in Prom, you guys would’ve won the blog contest. My students didn’t think it was really fair to leave you guys out. Also, Mr. Vernon told me you guys needed to see the world outside the outpost now that our home isn’t under siege…” *under his breath* “for now…” 

Jazz: “Though to be fair, we didn’t think his [Treavor’s] daughter would hitch a ride despite needing to serve jail time. An’ we don’t need to speak for the storm outside.” 

Lizzy: “Hey, I was, like, dying of boredom in that cell.”

Chad: “Shut up, you murderer! Get lost!”

Whirl: “Hey, she’s still your classmate! Wasn’t she–”

Damien: “Uh, does it look like we care? She’s acted like a b**ch since we started high school. I don’t know about everyone else, I only tolerated Lizzy’s antics and bullying because our teacher was her old man, and Doll would have kicked our aftshafts with or without her witchcraft!” *beat* “Except for the emo, she’s just weird.”

…

Chase: *in his usual blunt, to-the-point manner of speaking* “I will ignore that last detail for this conversation. However, I must ask what this accusation of bullying entails, exactly.”

Braiden: “Try burning rare memorabilia from the surface for starters. Or spreading libel online about Rachel.”

Emily: “Or trapping me in my locker! Several times!!!”

*Concerned, Trailbreaker looked towards the pink-eyed drone’s father.*

Trailbreaker: “Treavor, do you know anything about that?”

*Treavor, for his part, is lighting a cigarette in the corner of the ballroom without a care about his daughter’s antics. Or for the explanation his colleague and his students had just provided for the whole field trip, for that matter. He remains silent, apathetic.

*As this was happening, Lizzy was watching, her face emotionless, but her processor was starting to freak out. A few sweatdrops were starting to appear on her visor, something V, who had been tasked with making sure the cheerleader didn’t do anything funny, noticed.*

Cliff: *surprised* “So you’re saying that you don’t like her either?”

Thad: *a little sheepish* “Um, we never really did. We kind of just ignored what Lizzy did and minded our own business for the most part. Until… you know.”

Cliff: … *happily* “Well, why didn’t you say so!?”

Hot Rod: *somewhat skeptical* “Alright, so we all hate Lizzy. What are you going to do once we get home, though? Are you just going to pretend she doesn’t exist, or…?”

Rebecca: “Nah, I’d rather she rot in that cell of hers. ‘Cause frankly, her weird vampire powers are gonna cause problems if she’s let out.”

Lizzy: “AHEM.”

*The blue-haired cheerleader turns around to see Lizzy standing right next to her, arms crossed, with her visor reading [[I’M RIGHT HERE]]*

Rebecca: *otherwise unfazed* “You heard me, bitch.” 

Lizzy: *eyelights return, with an annoyed expression and ‘bulging vein’ symbol in the corner* “Do you want me to maul you? Because you’re, like, really pushing it with what you’re saying.” *to the others* “Same with the rest of you losers.” 

Rebecca: “If you did, that diva of a genocide bot–” *gestures to V* “–would kill you in a heartbeat.” 

V: *unamused* “Don’t patronize me.”

???: “Uh, guys?”

*The students turn to see Bumblebee leaning in through the main doorway into/out of the ballroom.*

Bee: “Am I interrupting something?”

Hot Rod: *briefly glancing towards the WD students* [[We’ll continue this later.]] *to Bee* “Nope! Just got done explaining why we’re really here.”

Heatwave: *groaning* “Please tell me you’ve got that rogue murder bot far away from here.”

Bee: “Uh, we’ve got her pinned to a wall.” 

*stunned_silence.mp3*

Boulder: “Does this place have a construction magnet like back home?”

Bee: “We used ninja stars, actually. A lot of them. You can thank N.” *to Hot Rod, in a lower voice* “Can we please trade places now? J’s looking through the other files in that room, and that disassembler is… a little weird.”

Hot Rod: “Eh, sure, how bad could it be?”

Bee: *bluntly* “She claims she used to be human.”

…

Hot Rod: *in disbelief* “…what.”

Bee: “I’m serious. She claims she used to be human, like all those dead folks that were in here… that you’ve cleared out… might explain why she’s laughing a lot.”

Chase: “May I request to join you?”

Hot Rod: “Please. I think you know how to interrogate maniacs, considering you’re going into the Elite Guard, but I know that I can’t do that for the life of me.”

*Chase and Hot Rod leave, as the yellow, undersized Heavy Drone looks at everyone else (including the comatose Orion Pax)*

Bee: “So, uh, I heard you’ve found a karaoke machine…”

A/N: Sorry for the lack of an awesome fight scene. I’ve just started my summer job, and I couldn’t find the energy to write about the confrontation between Uzi and the unknown murder drone.

Credit goes to rat_with_revolver on Reddit.

LORD THIS IS FUNNY

I love being a multishipper, finding art of a ship I forgot about, and then I desperately need to make art of it

(Also, i needed something to cheer myself up a little bit more)

Uzi swiping Khan's Door 1 keycard, lying to Khan about what she's getting up to(though I partially blame Khan for even letting her out in the first place), and basically thinking that going outside AT NIGHT is the best time to get a power cell for her railgun.

2. Khan is at least taking steps to try to be a better father for his daughter but I don't see Uzi apologizing for not only lying to Khan but also understanding Khan's actions in the heat of the moment.

3. Look I'm not saying Uzi wasn't bullied in the past and in the present but it also seems like Uzi has also been doing actual bullying towards her classmates as well given the fact in ep. 2 during the teacher conference we see Uzi slamming the head of the student, in front of her, hard on the desk and in the next scene she completely took over Braiden's mind and was probably the one to cause his head to permanently combust sometimes.

4. It's never going to stop rubbing me the wrong way that Liam has Uzi's classmates act scared and forgetful towards Uzi at the beginning and near the end of episode 4 as some funny gag. Like there should be mixed reactions ranging from passive-wariness, agitation and neutral expressions that should spark curious questions from V and N as Uzi is looking for info at this time. I honestly think there could have been a 2:30-3:00 minute scenes of N and V asking the campers opinions in regards to Uzi and some giving their opinion on Uzi.

And then there are the scenes where once N yeets Uzi up into the air and they have their talk while Uzi is all like 'don't look at me; I'm gross and eat people and stuff' and...I really can't feel sorry for someone who is responsible for the teens who won't be returning home to their parents.

Overall, Uzi is a character I would rather see suffer then have a happy ending, really.

Teacher: Braiden.

Also, I forgot to say. The teacher's glasses were normal glasses until Braiden took them and they were suddenly red sunglasses not even being worn right.