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thinking about how cmd went to ryan stromeâs wedding but not dylanâs
mcstrome deep cuts rec list
fics that may have fallen under your radar if you sort by hits/kudos and that we think should be more popular
take some time - yourblues (T, 8k)
Bless up yourbluesâ second mcstrome everyone bow down. McStrome reunion fic taking place in 2025 that has a feeling of returning to the past. If nostalgia is the pain of returning home, this fic has it, but like a home it also takes place in a bubble where while theyâre existing together, everything will be okay.Â
Anni mirabili - leavethebes (E, 8k)
Dylan is a catcher, Connor is a pitcher who loves Sandi Koufax. Itâs atmospheric and desolate in the way that minor league baseball is. A sense of desperation where they only have each other, reframes their break-up in a minor league baseball context that makes you feel how Connorâs obsessions will always be the most important thing to him. Sense of barely held together tension and the feeling of old school McStrome where Dylan is bouncing around the OHL/minors. Devastating. The author has also written Oasis fic and for those who know ball, thatâs elite.Â
there you were, there you are - hummingbirdcakes / @hummingbirdcake (M, 5k)
Iâve read this four times because the filters I use keep bringing this to me. About a baby showing up on Dylanâs doorstep, which he realizes is his and an estranged Connor McDavidâs child, catalyzing their reunion. A sort of McStrome take on Sidgeno where the plot really moves the relationship along. Also they name their kid something really cute and itâs worth the read just for that.Â
the years of loves past - notthequiettype / @notthequiettype (NR, 2k)
Short oneshot where Connor gets an invite to Dylanâs wedding. Itâs like war flashbacks of a vet that has moved on with his life but obviously never will, except itâs your teenage situationship and your idyllic life as a civilian is dating Leon Draisaitl and the trigger is an invite. The conflict all over this fic is delicious.Â
Landlessness - hannah_baker (T, 65k)
Dylan is a temp office worker with mega depression and Connor lives in his momâs basement and just got fired. Has really strong theming about success and mental health and claustrophobia (both metaphorical and literal) that is treated with a sense of gentleness and lack of external judgement. Adrift and navigating your twenties but like in a cozy way <3. (recced here before but we think it should be even more popular).
specific trope that made me love the next next one so much was the getting back together of it all after a Long Period of TimeâŚ. any recs for those who love the long and windy path?
Specific trope that is also a faveeee
never can say goodbye by Ajluv is a magical realism AU where Connor kinda puts himself in a magic seizure where he dreams of an alternate universe where hockey doesnât exist, and he needs to get saved by none other than ex best friend Dylan Strome. It involves a lot of other players in key roles and is quite plot-heavy so if you're into the hockey extended universe there's a lot of bonus content. It follows that estrangement recoupling to a tee that makes it a real modern classic mcstrome.
Another McStrome thatâs a bit more similar to The Next Next one is To Build a Legacy by @notlayingroses which I just started/am currently reading. Basically an AU where Connor gets traded mid season to the Caps in 2028 and all that entails. Written from a Caps fan pov, which is interesting because it explores a cast of players Iâm not too familiar with. Definitely captures the flopping desperately on dry land aspect of a fish out of water story. Feels unique because it's from a very well written Connor POV, which in the McStrome breakup is interesting and hard to describe compared to Dylan's and I feel that I've definitely read it less. Fair warning, itâs incomplete, but the author recently revealed themselves as resurrected from the dead and updated so I'm really excited to catch up/follow it!
I will take any opportunity to push the Jeffmike agenda so if you like this trope and wanna read another ship, then we do it again has the break up make up premise but with fading/reappearing soulmate marks. Love the avoidancy and sense of things left unsaid, even when they are literally having conversations about their predicament. Wants and Needs is a longer Jeffmike which is about a post-divorce Jeff going to Mikeâs home after not speaking for many, many years. Very slowburn and realistic in the sense that even when all the cards are on the table romantically they still have issues to overcome. I love this one so much.Â
Something Old is a Brioux classic about Dannyâs son getting married and asking Claude to go as his fatherâs date for fun plot reasons. Itâs snappy and plottish and thematic alongside its angst, making it sort of perfect and you understand why itâs literally the most popular Brioux fic.Â
Lastly, reccing your boy again for reasons explained here. SUPER winding and turn-y path due to the flashback/forward structure and just generally impeccably characterized and insane.Â

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just remembered i found a really good mcstrome fic that i was going to read on my lunch break but im too samisa pilled and didnât :(
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Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome | T | 994 words
They do it often enough that the rest of the guys have stopped saying anything.
main tags: t4t, trans male character, trans female character, needles, 2014-2015 OHL | Ontario hockey league season, bittersweet ending
hookers, camboys, and escorts (hrpf fics)
one of my fave au types but if you have literally any recs in this vein for any pairing lmk. (not pwp just trust)
Baby, let me plead my case by cryproudly99 / @cryproudly99 (E, 23k)
Basically, Will is Jerma and Macklin is an OnlyFans star. Slight socmed au as you get interjections from their respective fans speculating on the nature of their relationship. Has a really fun chronically online rich Californian 20 year olds atmosphere (so really not that different from reality). Lots of fun stuff in the wider universe of the world also like background KK Harvey x Laila Edwards and Edmonton Polycule (transplanted to LA) mentions. Real RPF puck knower.Â
Two Minutes for Hooking by Helenish / @helenish (E, 5k)
Connor is the most awkward hooker ever and picks up Leon in the Rogers Place parking garage. Heâs surly and tragic and you ask yourself who, other than Leon Draisaitl, is hiring him? Thank god heâs good at hockey irl. Frustrating idiots dynamic. Fabulous ending that makes for like the best reread experience ever.Â
How the Future Knew by canary (E, 63k)
Nolan Patrick makes an OnlyFans and Travis finds him there. Itâs sort of hilarious because contrasting Mack in the fic above, Nolan does the most half-assed job of posting, remembering that he has an OnlyFans, earns just enough for beer money, and then just sorts of leaves (canon compliant lmfao). Has the extremely self-aware line of gold âBut then Travis was a super-rich professional athlete with abs and an ass and a like, not unacceptable face,â which is honestly a universally applicable hrpf line. Thereâs a touching âI donât know what Iâm doing with my twenties vibes but it all turns out okayâ vibe that is both tense and cozy that reminds me of Landlessness also.Â
Money from the Government by vamm_goda (E, 13k)
Danny is an extremely embarrassed hockey player hiring jaded-Philly hooker (and washed up juniors player) Claude. Dannyâs #notlikeotherguys and pretty womans Claude despite himself and his trust issues. Honestly really cute to see them working through their mutual suspicions and self-esteem issues and Dannyâs divorce. I love AUs where they didnât make it in the NHL and the resulting angst, rather than the angst coming from hockey itself. This is from like 2011 and thereâs a charming lo-fi-ness about the sex work as well, like no one here is on an app this is a sketchy street corner.Â
All In by Marmolita / @marmolita (E, 29k)
What if you were teammates and boy best friends and you unknowingly hired him from a BDSM escort service? Well, this happened to my very misfortunate friend Connor McDavid, of course it would. I find sex work AUs where they both still play hockey really funny because itâs like having your cake and eating it too. Really awkward sub Connor is Fixed with the power of BDSM and love.