#mcdonald's

Thank you to everyone who joined the stream tonight!!I’ll definitely be doing more in the future 🤭

Here’s a little before and after of tonight’s stuffing 🫣

Outfit del 28/04

Después fui unos minutos al Mc antes de mi 2da clase del día, vi como unos adolescentes se hicieron los re pelotudos con decirle el código a varias personas para ir al baño, no sean así de hdp es una necesidad ir al baño

·꒰ა / ma'am this is a mcdonalds

"Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get you?"

You pull into the drive-thru, rolling down your window and saying "Heyyy!" into the speaker, while honking your horn.

The speaker crackles as Megumi deadpans, "12.78,"

You blink in surprise, "Wait a minute. I didn't even order yet, big bro—"

Megumi repeats, through gritted teeth, "12.78, pull to the window."

"Well, can I get a Double Quarter Pounder with—"

"YES, YES! A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER, 20 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGETS, PLUS AN OREO MCFLURRY WITH LARGE FRIES ON THE SIDE, WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH ME, Y/N L/N?" The speakers crack with the sheer rage coming out of Megumi's mouth.

You fidget with your hands, "How did you know it was me?"

"You're the only fastass that comes into my drive-thru saying 'HEYYY', in that annoying ass voice, at 3 am! NOW PULL TO THE WINDOW!"

You sink into your seat and mutter, "Well... I... um. Can I get a milk?

"YOU DON'T DRINK MILK!"

"Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get you?" Megumi says in a monotone voice as you and Yuji peer at the menu in the store.

"Hm..." Yuji looks deep in thought.

You snort like a nerd and push up your nonexistance glasses, "Well then, can I get 3 cheeseburgers with no cheese?"

Megumi gives you a mortified stare and Yuji perks up, "Oh yeah! Can I get a burger with no beef, bun, cheese, or sauce? But I want extra pickles."

"You—What—I—"

Nobara magically appears behind you, resting her head on your shoulder as she peers up at the menu, "I want 2 Big Macs, two apple pies, a Sprite, a McDouble, a McChicken with hot sauce, a hash brown, 4 nuggets, a parfait, a McCafe latte, everything on the dollar menu, and a burger with jalapenos. Thank you~!"

You pout, "The hash browns aren't even that good. You like those?"

Megumi takes a deep breath and his knees buckle as he collapses face down on the floor.

"Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get you?"

Megumi was seriously considering quitting his job.

"Erm, can I get an, uh..." You dragged out the 'uh' as you stared at the menu. Megumi grimaced in second hand embarassment then rubbed his temples in exasperation.

"Uhhhhh...."

Megumi impatiently tapped his food on the ground.

"Uhhhhhhhhh...."

Megumi grit his teeth.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

Megumi was losing his patience.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

"If you don't know what you want to order, then get the fuck out of my line," Megumi grumbles while you pout. The people behind you chime in with their own whining.

"Hurry up!"

"We don't have all day!"

"Tick, tock, buddy!"

"My daughter wants her food!"

"I want the skidibi toilet toy, wahhh!"

You blink slowly, "Um... well... uh....."

"HURRY UP!" Megumi snaps.

"Fine, fine! Can I get a... happy meal? But without the food. The skidibi toilet toy sounds nice."

Megumi loses his composure entirely and pulls your collar from across the counter, "If you don't stop bullshitting with me and tell me an actual order, I am going to dump a ton of hot grease over your head and watch it melt your skin off until you look like a chopped version of Todoroki."

"This isn't very professional of you—"

"I DON'T FUCKING CARE!"