first off; kathymaya!! their interactions in supersons were so cute, and imo when kathy got all jealous that jon helped maya up after bumping into her it was bc she wasnt helping up maya, not that she was jealous of jon giving his attention to maya.
(i also hc maya as a lesbian and kathy as bi)
then up next would be mayamaps. i dont think they’ve ever interacted in canon but i can totally see them getting a long, maybe with a lil bit of hero worship on maps’s part while maya is busy screaming internally bc cute girl!!! aaaa!
aaaaand suren.
surendami, obvs!!! damian really helped pull suren into his own redemption arc, and theres just smth i love about having two people who share similar backstories and traumas relying on each other and helping each other heal….
really, theres not anyone else i ship him with? maybe like, colin, but both of them have only had like one or two issues they were in so theres not a lot i can work with. i typically hc him as aroace, so theres that too
broshipping wise i adore his and mayas relationship. theyre totally brother and sister and best friends and they love each other so much
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Sure! I know robinpile is totally not everyone’s thing but it my fic Favors of Fiery Wits, I write them as world-travelling wives living in Costa Rica who take in the child Damian gives them to raise as their own. (they only show up at the end, after the 5th ~~ line break if anyone wants to skip everything else and see how I wrote them!)
But anyway:
I think they’d bond over how alone they are in the world, and how tragically they lost their families. I think Maya would kind of take Kathy under her wing to first learn how to deal with it, takes her to the place she went in R:SOB to find peace and be taken care of.
They also bond over how much they love their best friend/brother Jon and Damian, and how much they worry about them, their expectations of themselves and their futures. They talk about that a lot, but they also both know that when Maya talks about Damian and Kathy talks about Jon, they’re sometimes just talking about themselves too.
They fall in love when they see each other outside of their group with the boys. Kathy loves how quick-witted and smart Maya is. Maya loves how hopeful and adventurous Kathy is.
They fall in love not long after the events on Htrae with Bizzarro, and Maya is Kathy’s rock through the current situation of Jon aging 7 years in three weeks. They’d be high school sweethearts if either of them went to school anymore.
They travel because they aren’t held down, and have no real family. They also still do a little bit of hero work, but behind the scenes or small stuff. They don’t do it for the attention, they don’t really have costumes beyond their Beacon and Nobody get ups (and even wearing those isn’t a necessity and they often don’t), they do it to help people. That’s it.
If asked, and Damian and Jon often do, they don’t know when they properly fell in love. Just that one day, they realized they couldn’t live without each other. Didn’t want to kiss anyone else, hold anyone else’s hand, lay next to anyone else when they go to sleep at night, be grumpy over a morning cup of coffee with.
They aren’t really protective of each other, because they know the other can kick every ass in the world if needed. Also watching the other kick ass really makes them remember why they’re so in love with her in the first place.
Anyway I love them together and wish, wish WISH there was more fan content with them. I’d eat it all up UGH.
Characters: Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Ra’s al Ghul, Maya Ducard, Kathy Branden
Pairings: robinpile, MayaKathy
Summary: Despite all warnings and threats, Ra’s cashed the favor they all hoped he wouldn’t.
A/N: This was never meant to be a series, but then it was and now it’s over. Damian is roughly 30 here, Tim around 40. Dick and Jason are obviously both older by various amounts. I don’t mention it but the older two are probably starting to gray a little bit. They don’t bang at the end, but just cuddle until like noon and then get delivery for every single meal after that. Let’s pretend it was a Saturday or something and they’re all lazy losers. Kid’s name is bad but I’m bad at character naming haha. I made a joke about Dick’s butt and I’m so sorry. Thanks for reading this garbage of a series! :)
All For One, One For All
~~
It was Jason who heard the phone buzzing on the nightstand. One of four, and he waited a minute to listen to the pattern, before lazily calling:
“Damian.”
He blindly slapped around for the phone until he felt his fingers wrap around it, then picked it up and flopped over, holding it in the air over the three lying next to him.
(Tim huffed when Jason’s elbow accidentally hit him in the face.)
A second later the phone was taken, the bed shifted, and Damian quietly mumbled, “This is Damian.”
Jason curled into Tim’s side, trying to drift back off even as he heard the mumbled voice on the line. But without warning, the bed jolted, and he opened his eyes to see Damian, only a shadow in the midnight darkness, sitting straight up.
The voice on the line mumbled for another few seconds. Then there was silence. But when Damian spoke again, it was soft, but wide awake.
“I’m on my way.”
Jason tried to blink away his sleep as Damian stood up. Dick, whom he’d been wrapped around, moaned at the loss, but curled into Tim’s other side to maintain his warmth, probably assuming Damian would be back in a few moments.
But judging by the fact that his first stop was the dresser, where he pulled out multiple sets of clothing, then disappeared into the closet and came back with a duffle bag, Jason doubted that would be the case.
“Dames?” He whispered. He saw Damian stiffen. “Where’s the fire?”
“It’s nothing, Todd.” Damian returned as gently as he could. “Go back to sleep.”
“Where are you going?”
“…Nowhere of importance.” Damian offered. “Go back to sleep, Jason. I’ll…be back in a few days.”
“That sounded less than confident.”
But before Damian could answer, Dick asked sleepily, “Who was on the phone?”
Damian didn’t even offer an excuse.
“Damian?” Dick tried. Tim shifted between them, trying to push up onto his elbow. “Who was on the phone?”
Jason’s eyes were adjusting to the darkness now, and he could see that Damian had turned away from them, refused to look in their direction. He glanced at the clock on the nightstand: 3:41am.
“Damian?” Dick asked again, almost in a whine. He clearly wanted to go back to sleep. Wanted Damian to return to his side. “Who called you? Was it Bruce? Does he ne-”
“It was Ra’s.”
Tim became rigid under Jason’s hands, and Dick jerked up just as fast as Damian originally had.
“No.” Dick growled. “You’re not going.”
“I have to.” Damian pushed back, resuming his haphazard packing. “You know that.”
“You don’t.” Dick shook his head.
“Oh, so you want him to come collect Drake instead?” Damian spit, already stressed and frustrated. “Just let me go take care of this. I’m not asking you to come with me. In fact, I’d rather you didn’t. Now go back to sleep, all of you. It shouldn’t take me more than a few days. When I return, we can celebrate finally being free of that twat of an old man.”
Dick shook his head again in anger, clearly biting his tongue. He glanced back at Tim and Jason. “…What’d he ask you to do?”
“He didn’t say. Just said he was redeeming his favor and to arrive in his company posthaste.” Damian explained, throwing his clothes in the bag. “So the sooner I get this done, the sooner I’ll be home.”
“Yeah, pass on that shit.” Dick hissed, throwing the covers off himself and standing. He stomped over to Damian and took hold of his elbows. The two stared at each other in the dark, Dick’s face stern, Damian’s guilty, silently conversing. Eventually, Damian sighed and looked away, and Dick gathered him up in his arms.
“Damian’s going to finish packing, and I’m going to go get the jet and gear ready to go.” Dick called over to the bed. “Jason, I’ll trust Tim to you, along with any other previsions we may need.”
Jason nodded as Dick released Damian and quickly left the room. Then, after a second of hesitation, he rolled practically on top of Tim, apologetically kissing his cheek. “…You doing okay?”
“No.” Tim said shortly, leaning into Jason’s face. “I hate this. I hate Ra’s.”
“We all do.” Jason soothed. “But we can’t let him go on his own. And, you’re going to be mad, but I agree with Damian – we can’t not answer the call.”
He felt Tim swallow. “…What do you think he’s going to ask him to do?”
“I don’t know, love.” Jason admitted. “I just…have no idea. So, we’ve just got to…hope for the best and prepare for the absolute worst, I guess.”
Damian suddenly appeared next to the bed, yanking the drawer of the nightstand open and digging through it. Jason carefully rolled off of Tim, allowing him to sit up, and reached out for Damian’s wrist.
“I’m sorry I gave you the phone.” He whispered.
Damian smiled sadly, and leaned down to kiss them both.
~~
It wasn’t like the last time they arrived at the compound. The assassins weren’t poised to strike this time. Instead, they just lined the walls, hands on weapons. Welcoming them, but cautiously.
Also unlike last time, it wasn’t Damian storming through the halls like an angry bull, but Dick. Fists tight to his side, and every step a stomp.
Damian didn’t try to comfort him. Just walked side by side with him, glancing at him every few minutes. He understood the other’s anger, obviously.
Jason and Tim brought up the rear, leisurely holding hands.
As they approached the doors, two League members silently opened them. When they crossed the threshold, Damian gently hooked his fingers into two of Dick’s, and gently tugged him to walk behind him. Dick begrudgingly allowed it.
Ra’s was slowly standing from his throne as the four made their way across the floor. Dick, Jason and Tim stopped about three-fourths of the way, watching as Damian stood at his grandfather’s feet.
“Damian.” Ra’s sneered.
“Old man.” Damian returned just as rudely. He crossed his arms. “Let’s get this over with.”
Ra’s chuckled, but turned back to his chair and picked up a folder that had been tucked along the arm. He flipped it through the air and Damian caught it with ease.
Damian opened silently, skimming the front page. Suddenly, his head shot up. “You’re not serious.”
“Very.” Ra’s nodded gravely, like the task upset him.
“What?” Dick stepped forward, trying to peek over Damian’s shoulder. “What does he want you to…”
“I need him to steal a child.” Ra’s called cheerfully.
“What.” Tim called.
“No.” Dick declared. “He’s not doing that.”
“Ah, ah, Mr. Grayson.” Ra’s raised a finger. “You remember the stipulations of the deal – he cannot refuse.”
“And you remember what I promised.” Dick growled, stepping towards the thrown. “If you cashed this favor, I would-”
“Grayson.” Damian called. “Relax.”
Dick spun around. “We’re not stealing a kid.”
“We are not.” Damian agreed. “I am.” A pause, to glance back at the file in his hands.
“And it’s not a child. It’s an infant.”
“Damian-”
“Richard.” Damian shot back. “I made an oath. For Timothy’s life and for my own. I have to do this.” Then softer. “Trust me.”
Dick stared at him. God, he wanted to. Trusted him in every other aspect of his life.
“Please.”
And he didn’t know why, but he thought he saw something in Damian’s eye. A secret? Or a plan, perhaps?
He glanced back to Tim and Jason. Tim was just as frustrated as him. Arms crossed and turned away. Jason had his hands in his pockets, watching the scene quietly.
“…Fine.” Dick sighed. He gave one last furious glance to Ra’s before storming past Damian back towards the doors. “Let’s get going, then.”
“Safe travels, dear grandson.” Ra’s hummed. “To you and your lovers.”
He didn’t need to see Ra’s to know he was smiling.
~~
There was silence on the plane.
Dick and Tim refused to speak. Too angry at Ra’s for the favor he’d chosen for Damian to complete. But then conflicted all the same. Because Ra’s didn’t ask him to kill the child, or even the parents. Just steal the child. Steal the baby. No murder, no bloodshed. Just…theft, if they got down to technicalities.
But. Still.
Jason wordlessly flew the jet. Damian sat as his copilot, reading through the file Ra’s had handed him, over and over.
“…I know the other two are pouting.” Jason mumbled after twenty minutes or so. “But you mind giving me the deets on this job at least?”
“Certainly.” Damian sniffed, sitting up slightly. “A baby boy. Almost a year old. Located in Russia.”
He glanced to the back of the plane. Tim was glaring at a wall as he twirled a spoon in a cup of tea. Dick was sitting in a seat, staring blankly out the window.
“Would you two like to hear the next part? It might make you feel better about what I’m doing.” Damian called.
Tim shook his head. “I’m just…you agreed so quickly, Damian. It’s like you didn’t even think about what you were agreeing to.” Tim looked over at him, and looked anguished. “And I know you love me – I do. And I understand you’re doing this to keep me safe, and by extension yourself. But…I’m not worth ripping a child from his family. I’m not.”
“It pains me to say it, but I agree, Beloved. None of us are worth someone else’s pain and suffering.” Damian said plainly. “That’s why I want you to listen to me. Will you do that?”
Tim looked at Dick, who hadn’t looked away from the window, and sighed, stepping towards the cockpit. “Hit me.”
Damian held up the file, like he was reading a storybook to children. “The lab his bio-chamber is being held in is in Chernobyl, along the Ukraine-Russia border.”
“…His what.” Tim whispered. Damian glanced up, and almost smirked. Dick was watching him now, with wide eyes that matched Tim’s.
“His bio-chamber. Like the womb I was grown in, or the tube your friend Kon-El was.” Damian tugged a picture from a paperclip and turned it for the others to see. A long vertical tube, with a tiny baby inside. Scientists standing around it. It was dated almost a year ago, around when the baby would have been born.
Dick stood and rushed forward now, taking the photo. Damian gave it to him, and pulled out another photo. A baby lying on a medical table. More scientists standing around. A needle dragging blood from his arm. It was dated a month or two prior.
“The intel Ra’s gave us seems to think the baby is still at the same lab, being raised underground, more or less.” Damian continued. “And being trained as I was – to be a master in everything.”
“Fuck.” Tim breathed, taking the second picture from Damian.
“Who runs the lab?” Jason growled. He hadn’t attempted to look at the photos, and Damian assumed he wouldn’t. Not when his own anger was growing now. “Or funded the project to create a baby?”
Damian flipped through the pages again. “My guess is the funder is the paternal DNA donor.” He held it up for the three to see. “Lex Luthor.”
“He’s trying to create another human-Kryptonian hybrid.” Tim declared. “Just like Conner all over again.”
He reached for the paper – a DNA test – but suddenly Dick reached out and snapped it away first.
“Damian…” He gasped. Eyes round and sad as he glanced up. Damian watched him expectantly. “The mother…”
“Yes.” Damian nodded. “I saw.”
“What?” Jason glanced back from the controls. But then he looked at Damian, and his gut told him what the answer was.
Tim leaned over, as Dick’s shoulders slumped and he said, “It’s Talia.”
Tim gaped and stared at Damian, who gave him a tired smile. “Now you see why I didn’t need to think too long about retrieving the baby.”
Dick stared at the paper even as Tim pushed past him and dragged Damian into his arms. Damian allowed the gesture. Appreciated it, truly, and thanked Tim for it with a soft kiss to the corner of his lips.
“But why?” Dick asked. “They both tried this decades ago and it didn’t work. Why again, after all these years?”
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” Jason huffed bitterly. “But with Luthor? That’s out of left field.”
“She’s got the brawn, he’s got the brain.” Tim thought out loud, shifting to let Dick take the whole file from Damian’s hands. “Objectively, their chances for raw talent is good.”
“And it was a consenting deal.” Dick read out loud as he skimmed the folder. “There’s a contract here that they both signed.” He furrowed his brows. “With a pen and blood.”
“Okay, I’m real over these fucking blood oaths, have I mentioned that?” Jason snapped. “God, you al Ghuls are fucking ridiculous.”
“So what’s the end game?” Dick wondered aloud.
“At this point, does it matter?” Damian asked wearily. “Neither of them are suitable parents, not that I believe either of them are actually there. And whatever they created a life for can’t be good. Nothing that an innocent child deserves, at least.”
“So, in a way…” Jason almost sang, smirking as he reached out to squeeze Damian’s knee. “We aren’t stealing anything at all. We’re rescuing.”
“You can’t turn this around and make us the good guys, Jay.” Dick scolded, even as Damian returned Jason’s smile. “It’s just an…overall bad situation.”
“Because we might be getting a baby out of a lab…” Tim sighed, leaned his head on Damian’s. “But remember who we have to give the baby to afterwards.”
Damian leaned his weight back against Tim’s, reached up and squeezed the hand on his shoulder. “I have a plan for that.”
Tim looked at him expectantly. But Damian said nothing more, sliding out of Tim’s embrace and turning his attention back to the plane’s mechanics.
~~
It was decided that Damian would be the one to do the proper heavy lifting. The actual stealing bit.
The other three got to do the fun part. They got to beat up the guards.
And they had fun with it, like they always did whenever they got the chance to work together in the mask. They laughed and hollered. Kicked and punched. They even flirted, and snuck kisses between knocking the gunmen unconscious or breaking their legs.
They were surprised, though, about the true lack of guard. Sure, there were twenty or so for the small lab. But their weapons were average. And even the scientists who appeared mid-battle seemed to have no fighting skill whatsoever. Just watched in fear even as they ran for their lives out of the building.
There were no injuries on them. Damian seemed to have spared them, or they gave up without even an inkling of a fight. Which, in the end, was probably for the better.
Still, by the time they were done their task, Damian had not returned, and there’d been no cry of a baby either, or even any hint that one existed.
It was about ten minutes of waiting before Jason gave it up with a huff, calling out for their fourth as he began to explore the area. Tim and Dick followed, with Tim deciding to dismantle and destroy any machine they passed along the way.
Eventually, in a lull of silence, Dick held his hand out for both of them to stop and listen. There was music. Soft, but coming from nearby. A lullaby, it sounded like. Something sweet and twinkly.
Tim pushed the others out of the way and took lead rushing towards the sound. There was still no childish cries, or voices. Just the music.
It was a room around the corner, right in the middle of the hall. The door was open, they could see soft light spilling out of it, spinning in shapes of animals and stars against the opposite wall.
They slowly walked towards it, their hearts in their throats.
What if they were wrong? What if Talia or Lex were here? What if there’d been more guards around the child? What if Damian had been struck down again? What if this was all a ruse – there was no child?
What if…what if…?
But no. An instant relief washed over them as they reached the nursery. Because Damian was there, right inside the small room, a tiny child looking eerily similar to him in his arms, cooing as it reached up for his nose.
The music was coming from the spinning nightlight on a nearby table, and Damian was swaying to it lightly as he smiled to the baby.
They watched for a moment, and now it was Dick’s turn to lead, as he stepped into the room, and sandwiched the baby between himself and Damian.
“Boy?” Dick whispered. The baby glanced at him and squealed in greeting.
Damian nodded in confirmation. “No name. His caretakers informed me they just called him by pet names.”
“Jesus.” Jason growled. “Any signs of mom and dad?”
“No. They check in every six months. Apparently they’d visited two or so weeks ago, so weren’t scheduled for another visit for ages.” Damian glanced up at Dick, who was looking at the baby in awe. “He has…things. I couldn’t carry him and them, so was waiting for you.”
Dick smiled at him, kissing his forehead. “You got it.”
The other two entered the room as well. Jason took Dick’s place in front of Damian as Dick and Tim began to gather toys, clothing and baby supplies.
They left the small weapons they found on a corner table.
“…He looks like you.” Jason noted quietly, wrapping what he hoped was a reassuring arm around Damian’s waist. Damian was concerningly quiet. Smiling at the child, but showing no other emotion otherwise. That probably wasn’t a good thing. “…You could be his dad, even.”
“I know what you’re implying.” Damian shook his head, even as he leaned into Jason’s half-embrace. “But no, we are not raising this child ourselves.”
Jason sighed, brushing the baby’s hair off his forehead. “We can’t give him to your grandpa, Damian. We can’t. You and I both know what he wants him for. He’s no better than Talia.”
Damian nodded. “That’s why I have a plan.”
“Gonna share with the class?” Jason asked as Tim came up beside them, diaper bag in tow.
“Later.” Damian hummed, twisting out of Jason’s hold and out of the room, as Dick grabbed the last few things. Jason huffed in annoyance as the three followed him out.
The guards were all still down as they reached the outer room once more, but Damian paid them no mind anyway. He was utterly relaxed, and it had the other three on edge.
“We are…saving him, right?” Tim asked as they got outside.
“I have a plan.” Damian repeated simply.
“…Okay.” Tim sighed, coming up to Damian’s side. “Can we…give him a name, at least?”
“It’s not our place to.” Damian hummed. “He’ll get one soon enough.”
As they walked to their plane parked in a clearing nearby, they suddenly came across the huddle of scientists that had run. Damian stopped as they walked by them, looking at them with an emotionless, almost regal, glare.
“When Talia al Ghul and Lex Luthor come calling.” He announced. “You tell them who stole their newest pet project.”
A pause, to let that sink in.
“You tell them Ra’s al Ghul sent his assassins to destroy his daughter’s work and steal the child for a new vessel.” Damian explained. And then, to everyone’s surprise: “And you tell them that the assassins made a mistake, and the child died in transit.”
Everyone, from Dick, Tim and Jason to the scientists stared at each other, bewildered.
“Tell them that, or I will come back and personally haunt you the rest of your days.” Damian promised. “Understood?”
The scientists, some still crying in fear, nodded vigorously.
Apparently satisfied, Damian nodded, and continued his leisurely pace back to their jet.
The rest of the walk was silent. It wasn’t until they were back on the plane, the doors shut and Dick, now piloting, was getting them off the ground, that Dick murmured: “Damian…”
“I have a plan.” Damian sighed as he plopped into the copilot chair once more, the baby still tight in his arms, almost asleep now.
“You’ve said.” Dick snapped. “And now you need to tell us what that damn plan is.”
Damian seemed to consider for a moment, staring out the front windshield. Jason was leaning against the wall beside Dick, and Tim was leaning against him. It was clearly a three-against-one situation, despite no one actually saying so.
After the silence, Damian clicked his tongue, and hit a few buttons. A second later, a screen popped up on his side of the window. Within it, one Jonathan Kent, covered in dirt as he climbed down from a tractor.
“Howdy, D.” He grinned, readjusting his baseball hat. A dog barked in the background. “Whatcha need?”
“Are they still in Costa Rica?” Damian asked.
“Far as I know, living right outside the capital.” Jon sniffed. “That’s where my last letter came from, anyway. Though you said you’d gotten yours from Vancouver…”
“Yours months came after mine.” Damian reminded. “And on mine they said they were on vacation.”
“True.” Jon nodded. Then glanced around and frowned. “Damian, are you holding a bab-”
“We must go. Tell Conner to expect a call from Drake soon.” He reached forward and hit a button. Jon disappeared. “Set a course for Costa Rica.”
“Why?” Dick demanded.
“Because that’s where we’re taking him.”
“What?” Jason barked. “Why are we taking him to Costa Rica?”
“Ra’s is expecting him.” Tim added. “I…kind of thought your plan would be to take the baby there and then fight Ra’s for him. That way he couldn’t say you broke your deal…”
“I’m not breaking my deal.” Finally, Damian smiled. Warm, genuine and so him. “As far as I’m concerned, I’ve completed my owed favor. And now Drake and I are both free of any hold my grandfather and his league have on us.”
The baby suddenly grumbled, and Damian looked down to tend to him. The others waited patiently.
“…Grandfather demanded I steal a child.” Damian said almost cheerfully. “He never said I had to bring him said child.”
Dick, Jason and Tim were all silent, mouths open in shock and realization.
Then, Jason: “You fucking little shit.”
Damian grinned wider, glancing to Dick. “That’s why I was trying to make you shut up when he told me what he wanted. I didn’t want to give him the chance to include that stipulation.”
Tim pushed from Jason’s side, slowly walking up to Damian as he talked. He stared down at him, eyes darting between the baby and the man holding him.
“We stole the baby. My favor has been completed.” Damian said proudly. He looked up at Tim, reached out to tenderly take his hand. “Now we will take the baby to where it will be safe, and then enjoy the rest of our days together.”
Tim continued to stare at him, before mindlessly blurting, “I have never been so attracted to you in my whole life.”
Damian laughed, and kissed his knuckles.
“Yeah, but Costa Rica?” Dick asked. “Who do you know in Costa Rica? Who does Jon know in Costa Rica?”
“Friends.” Damian said, tugging Tim downwards to kiss him proper.
~~
They had almost reached their destination when Damian’s personal cell phone rang. Dick glanced first at the phone sitting on the dashboard, then the chair to his right – where Damian was fast asleep.
Jason had taken the baby – also asleep – a while ago, and frowned at the caller ID. “It’s gramps.”
Dick was going to ask if they should answer it, but Tim appeared from the back of the plane and hit the button to do so before he could.
“Ra’s.” He hummed.
“Timothy.” Ra’s returned, already on speaker. “When should I expect your troop?”
Tim smirked. “Whatever do you mean?”
Ra’s sighed dramatically. “I’m in no mood to play, Timothy. I’m a very busy man.”
“As are we.” Tim sneered.
“Where is my child?” Ra’s pushed.
“We don’t know where Talia is. Didn’t run into her.” Tim mocked. He leaned against the arm of Damian’s chair, softly glanced at him and reached out to run his fingers through his hair. Damian didn’t wake, but shifted unconsciously to lean into Tim’s presence.
“The infant.” Ra’s snapped. “The one you’ve been tasked to deliver to me.”
“Oh?” Tim asks curiously. “Last I checked, our mission was only to steal an infant. Not deliver.”
There was a pause of silence on the line. Tim kept the grin on his face. “Timothy-”
“Think about what you said, old man.” Jason called, almost too giddy. “Think about exactly what you said when you explained what you wanted him to do.”
Another moment of quiet. They could feel the Demon’s anger growing, even through the phone.
“Damian completed his promise.” Tim whispered. “He stole a child.”
“And if you come after him or Tim now, you break your oath.” Jason reminded. “Your motherfucking blood oath.”
“…You bastards.” Ra’s hissed. “You dirty, honorless street rats-”
“Sticks and stones, Ra’s.” Jason yelled over him. The baby stirred and began to cry. “And don’t think for a second that I won’t shoot you in your goddamn face if you break that oath and show up in our lives ever again. That I won’t do it every single time, no matter how many times you throw yourself in that stupid Lazarus Pit.”
Another moment of waiting. Dick forced himself to keep his eyes on the sky around them. Jason turned away to shush the baby. Tim stared at the phone, absently rubbing at Damian’s shoulder.
“…Tell my grandson congratulations.” Ra’s murmured. “He has never been able to beat me. Not ever, in his whole life. Always too weak.” A low, bitter chuckle. “But there is a first time for everything. And I supposed he saved his victory for when it mattered to him the most.”
Dick, Jason and Tim all smiled to themselves.
“I will keep my oath.” Ra’s declared, but with a tone that suggested maybe not always. That the four of them should always be on their toes anyway, just in case.
Then the line clicked, and the call was ended.
~~
It was sunset by the time Dick landed the plane on a grassy hill in the middle of nowhere. The skies were a deep, bloody red, with tinges of a fiery pink and golden yellow.
Damian departed the jet first, the dozing baby tight in his arms. The others exited in a line behind him, looking around the area in awe. Rural, full of hills and animals and just pure, blissful beauty. A perfect getaway from the stresses of the modern world.
There was a single, small house nearby. A livestock pen and vegetable field close by. A few growing apple trees. Damian walked swiftly towards the front door, and paused when he reached it, before knocking loudly.
A few seconds, enough for the others to catch up to him, then the loud twist of an old door knob, and it was swung open.
A woman stood there. Dark skin, short black hair held back by a headband. Taller than Damian by a head or so.
Damian smiled up at her. “Maya.”
“Damian?” She asked, a mixture of confusion and honestly-not-really-surprised-at-all. At the name, there was the sound of someone else moving in the house. “What are you doing here? And why didn’t you call?”
Another woman appeared around the corner. Blonde, with freckles. A single braid draped across her shoulders.
Jon’s old friend Kathy Branden.
“To ask a big favor.” Damian glanced behind Maya, and nodded to Kathy as she approached.
“No Jon?” Kathy asked.
“Not this time.” Damian said apologetically. “Kathy, I don’t believe you’ve ever met my…boyfriends.” He gestured behind him. “Dick, Jason and Timothy.”
“Call me Tim.” Tim offered when it was his turn to shake her hand. “I think we met at Jon’s birthday party a few years ago?”
“That’s why you look familiar!” Kathy laughed.
“Beloveds, this is my old friend Maya, and her wife Kathy.” Damian offered.
“Long time, Maya.” Dick smiled. “Didn’t know you moved down here. Or got married.”
“Eloped. And we travel a lot, but really like it here.” Maya waved off. “But that’s not important. What is important is why Damian Wayne is currently at my front door holding a baby.”
“Long story short, we need you to take him. Hide him and keep him safe.” Damian cut to the chase, shifting to give the women a better look at the infant in his arms. The boy blinked sleepily. “…You two did always say you wanted children.”
“…Whose baby, though?” Maya asked, even as Kathy reached out to take the baby’s hand. The infant wrapped a tight fist around her finger. “I mean, I can’t imagine he’s yours…”
“My mother’s.” Damian said matter-of-factly. “And Lex Luthor’s.”
Kathy’s eyes flashed. Maya frowned.
“He was raised like I was – artificially. Starting to be trained to kill. And my grandfather wants to harm him.” Damian said, even as Kathy stepped forward and held her arms out. Damian instantly handed the child over. “So we stole him from the laboratory and ran away.”
Maya stared at him, even as Kathy began cooing instantly. Her dark eyes silently darted to the three men behind him, questioning.
“He doesn’t have a name.” Damian murmured. “And even if you and Kathy decide you cannot help him, I’d love for the honor of giving him one to go to you both.”
Maya let her eyes settle back on him, then her face relaxed, and she sighed dramatically. “Alright, alright, get your asses in here. Better to talk over a beer or two than on a front porch, no?”
Damian smiled as Maya gestured to the four to come inside, and stepped forward to hug her even as the others followed Kathy into the abode.
When the others were far enough away, Damian squeezed Maya as tight as he could, relishing in her return of the embrace, and whispered a warm, “Thank you.”
~~
It was Tim who heard the phone buzzing on the nightstand. One of four, and he waited a minute to listen to the pattern, before lazily calling:
“Damian.”
He blindly slapped around for the phone until he felt his fingers wrap around it, then picked it up and flopped over, holding it in the air over the three lying next to him.
(Dick huffed when Tim’s elbow accidentally hit him in the face.)
A second later the phone was taken, the bed shifted, and Damian quietly mumbled, “This is Damian.”
Nosy, the other three, in various stages of not-quiet-sleep, listened. Jason flopped his arm across Damian’s hips, nuzzled into his waist. Tim curled around Dick like an octopus, as Dick stretched his arms above his head, dropping them onto the pillow.
There was a time, not so long ago, just like this. Where Damian was handed the phone for an early-morning call, and had to go face his grandfather for both his and Tim’s lives.
But this time, after the pause, Damian…laughed.
“Oh, is that so?”
The voice that answered was female. When Dick glanced over, he saw a smile plastered to Damian’s face.
Another laugh. “You only call him my little brother when he’s in trouble.”
Jason gave a little groan and tugged on Damian’s waist. Damian, surprisingly, fell back into the mattress, turning into Jason’s embrace.
“Well sure, but I should warn you – Todd is incredibly naked.”
The next second Damian’s phone binged, and he held it up, revealing a video call of Maya, holding the baby she and Kathy gladly accepted from him – on the condition all four of them remain in the child’s life as well.
Samuel Cobb Ducard, they named him. Little Sammy.
“Hi, Sammy.” Dick called, leaning on Jason’s shoulder. He waved, and the toddler waved enthusiastically back. “How are you?”
“He’s terrible.” Maya said, but warmly. Kathy walked by in the background. Tim leaned across the pillows to also be in frame. “Kid can barely walk and he somehow snuck a goat into his nursery. A goat, Damian!”
Damian laughed again. “I don’t see how this is my fault.”
“Same DNA, little bro.” Maya scolded. “I’m assuming he also has your love and mystical ability of obtaining animals. So I’m going to need you to tell me how to turn it off.”
Damian snorted.
“…Nah, really we didn’t call for much.” Maya laughed herself. “Sammy was just missing his ‘uncle’ Dami and wouldn’t stop screaming until we called. So,” She glanced at her son. “Happy now?”
Sammy clapped and giggled.
“You boys get back to sleep. Sorry we woke you.” A quick wink. “Please use condoms if you decide to have some morning fun instead.”
“Goodbye, Maya We’ll call later.” Damian groaned. Maya cackled as she ended the call.
“…I like her.” Tim decided, shifting back into their cocoon of a blanket.
“Hm.” Damian mumbled, dropping his phone to the floor and curling into Jason’s embrace, throwing his arm over Jason’s waist. “I like this better.”
“What?” Jason sighed.
“Freedom.” He whispered. “You. This.”
“Don’t get sappy.” Tim mumbled in a whine. “I’m too tired to be sappy.”
“I like to be reminded that you’re all safe, and we’re rid of my grandfather.” Damian continued. “Sammy’s calls always remind me of that.”
“All thanks to you and that brain.” Jason kissed his forehead as Dick silently took Damian’s hand. “You know what I like best?”
“Dick’s butt.” Damian and Tim said in unison.
“First off, no, I’m not a butt guy, you know that.” Jason scolded, squeezing Damian and slapping at Tim’s arm. “And second off, what I like best is the fact that there are no more goddamn blood oaths.”
Damian snorted, and Tim groaned at the bad joke. Dick laughed, as he wrapped his free arm around Tim’s shoulders, gave a quick kiss to Damian’s knuckles and leaned his face against Jason’s shoulder.
“Together. We’re together, safe and alive.” Dick hummed, closing his eyes, tightening his grip on Damian’s hand on the last word. “That’s what I like best.”
