Fast Food Worker Dialogue
“Sir, that coupon expired during the Obama administration.”
“We close in two minutes, which is a fascinating time to order fourteen burgers.”
“I asked for two things today: no bus tours and no school classes. And yet, there it is: two busses of school classes pulling into the lot.”
“Did you make the wrong order on purpose just so you could eat it instead?” “Yeah, that was the plan. He didn’t notice though and drove off with my dinner, so we can expect another angry review.”
“Ma’am, I just work here. I’m not involved in corporate decisions, such as changing the menu.”
“Of course, you can absolutely speak to the manager. He’s back there, hiding from customers.”
“If the card reader declines one more payment today, I might just walk into traffic.”
“That’s gotta be a health code violation.” “Surprisingly, it actually isn’t.”
(mumbling under their breath) “Who the fuck orders that before 8am.”
“Sorry for the wait. The kitchen entered a state of civil unrest.”
“I used to have dreams, you know? I went to college. Got a degree and all. I dreamed of changing the world, but then it all changed when I got hit by that bus—” “You know what, I don’t think I actually need the fries with the burger, so I’ll just… I’ll just go.”
[Prompt Calender: May 28th, National Hamburger Day]
