Lizard Fashion Day anthem
Few days late to the party, but when I explained Lizard Fashion Day to my partner he decided that there needed to be be a song to the tune of Weasel Stomping Day.
This is what I came up with, from the perspective of our good friend Jonathan Harker who is well and truly losing his marbles by this point.
(feel free to add verses/suggest better ones)
Doors are locked, but what the heckĀ
Hang a crucifix āround my neck
Time to rise and go about my day
Never felt such dread and fear
As when Count Dracula smashed my mirror
But all things considered, Iām okayā¦
Donāt know how long that will last
Just last night I was aghast
As he went out in a lizard fashion way













