*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: Youβre getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I havenβt even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait⦠Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude Iβve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause heβs the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Donβt swear in-front of the boy you donβt want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! Youβre tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as heβs the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I couldβve killed a kidβ¦
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ainβt had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us youβre at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, Iβll take over 21!
Spider-Man:β¦.
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthdayβs coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!















