#maxo

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Maximus: My love. My love!

Aypierre: Oh, Maximus!

Maximus: [Loud whisper] Hello!

Aypierre: [Equally loud whisper] Hello, Maximus!

Maximus: [Still whispering loudly] How are you?

Aypierre: I'm good!

Maximus: Ok, you can do it– you can do this for me? Don't die.

Aypierre: I- I will try. I'm a little bit stressed, you know?

[Someone plays fart noises in the background]

Maximus: Nah, it's nothing about– you not– nothing about worry! You don't worry about nothing! It's gonna be good. You know? You need to do what I gonna do: only sleep, only sleepy sleepy.

Aypierre: Sleepy sleepy?

Maximus: We are only sleepy sleepy.

Srcheeto: You used to be together? You are together?

Maximus: I present to you my ex-boyfriend.

Aypierre: [Laughs]

Srcheeto: Oh... Oy, Pierre! Nice to meet you, bro!

Aypierre: Yeah! Yeah, you too... 😏

Srcheeto: You seem... very nice people to be around. 😏

Aypierre: Thank you, thank you.

Srcheeto: Yes.

Aypierre: I know how to accommodate.

Maximus: Don't look- don't look him like that, Cheeto! Don't look him like that! What are you doing?!

Aypierre: It will end in my bed.

Maximus: What?! What is happening?? What is happening here???

Srcheeto: I- I– [Wheezes] I was just kidding! 😰 Guys– *

Maximus: [Runs away sobbing]

Aypierre: Maximus! You said "ex-boyfriend."

Maximus: No no no– it's normal, it's normal. I not gonna be toxic, ok? I accept your relationship.

Aypierre: [Laughs]

Maximus: So, don't die and we gonna- we gonna still– I'm gonna still see you in the end, ok?

Aypierre: In the final?

Maximus: In the final! You and me. That gonna be epic!

Aypierre: Yes. Yeah, of course.

Maximus: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! So, good luck, Pierre. Good luck!

Aypierre: Good luck to you too, Maximus!

Maximus: Buh-bye!

Aypierre: [Distantly] Buh-bye!