#maximvffs

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant are these tags from the first 24 hours of this Marvel Shuffle:

#oh gods look at the stretching  #proper warmup is important  #does he do finger stretches and arm practice before using his bow  #i bet he’d say he does  #but forgets it half the time  #what a dork i love him  #also how many times did he come home to find her lounging about  #i bet he doesnt hide a key anywhere  #people just get in somehow anyway (via captainaragorn)

#okAY BUT CAN WE SERIOUSLY TALK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL the time???  #it’s like natasha has a radar sense for when clint is in very inconvenient situations and she’s ready to get it on  #like yeah it’s lowkey incentive for clint to hurry up and finish the mission  #but it’s still coincidental that natasha is hot for clint whenever he’s about to do something like hop off a skyscraper or scale a mountain  #’it’s dangerous’ clint says  #’it spices up our sex life’ natasha says (via jdrox)

#clint can’t concentrate with hearing nat’s voice is the best thing ever I swear  #oh god thanks for this existing (via maximvffs)

#i love how they just talk while clint’s on a mission  #like no big deal  #nat’s being a good motivator  #so clint can hurry up  #and that just makes me laugh for some reason (via torii-storii)

#and knowing clint he’d injure himself because he’d be thinking about natasha in expensive lingerie  #and then they’d have lots and lots of hot sex  #cool (via felicitysmoaksss)

Sure thing!