I am weird as hell and do my hair last. Go from the bottom up.
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
I actually don’t really like either tbh. I can occasionally get down on some girly drinks though, so I guess alcohol.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes, highly recommend A+++ kisser
Of course. Sadly, I have very few clothes so I have maybe 4 outfits tops.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
A nice mix of happy and holyshitihaveanexamtommorow.
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
Pim Pom Pam Pooo~om! (I’m trash im so sorry)
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
It involved a computer chair and me waking up laughing, use your imagination.
9. Three of your current feelings?
10. What are you craving right now?
Modesty, wit, and confidence for the most part. A cute voice/scent is always a bonus.
Overall rudeness, thirst, and trying too hard. If you stank please stay away.
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
14. When was the last time you cried? Why?
Like a week ago? I forgot to breed quick attack on my Pinsir. I am an adult, I know.
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
Yeah but it was about as genuine as a shiny arceus.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
DO I LOOK LIKE A MONSTER TO YOU? Lick.
Seven Pounds. Honorable mention to Digimon the first movie.
19. Do you like yourself?
For the most part yeah. There are some days where I am a butt and internal me is sobbing but overall I really like who I am c:
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
21. Could you handle being in the military?
22. What are you listening to right now?
A Cup of Coffee by DJ OKAWARI
23. How many countries have you visited?
Only been stateside sadly
24. Are your parents strict?
They used to be. Overtime they eased up. Pretty lax nowadays.
25. Would you go sky diving?
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
I will go out to eat with literally anyone. I am a slave to food.
27. Whats on your mind right now?
The exam tomorrow, valentines day, and my birthday!
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
Umm I am really thankful to everyone I interact with! Also, shout out to Jack in the Box for making munchie meals a thing.
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
30. Do you rent movies often?
I watch maybe 2 movies a year. 100 percent serious.
31. Whats your zodiac sign?
32. When was the last time you had sex?
This is so personal fhaskffafa. Uh… September? Something like that.
33. Name five facts about yourself.
I’m 6’ with some change, my jokes are at dad levels, I am a computer science major, I can recite the DK rap, and my favorite pokemon is Sylveon.
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
I can’t even keep track of them anymore. I almost die literally daily. Be it from cars, sharp objects, heavy things falling, you name it.
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
Yep. I think everything happens for a reason. If that is actually true or not is a different matter.
Brown. The placebo effect makes them taste better.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
38. Ever been on a train?
Yeah, I took a train to maine once. It was actually a really relaxing and fun way to travel. Highly suggest.
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?
Depends on the levels. If I go from Ryan to Ryan Gosling then fuck yes sign me up.
43. Whom do you admire and why?
Probably my dad. He is a pretty good person granted all the shit he has been through, don’t know if I could say the same about myself if I was in his situations.
44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
The one with the caterpillar. I connected with it on a spiritual level.
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
Talk shit, sigh, then run into that burning building like a god damn idiot and try to fetch it.
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
Nah, they should choose their own path. No fun if its chosen for you.
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
Probably when I accidentally got cross faded at a friends house. I honest to god was just a fat bitch who wanted to eat brownies and drink kool-aid and didn’t put two and two together until it was too late.
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
Uhh, the first time I drank I was force fed alcohol to the point of no return. Spent the evening shooting vomit like a dragon spewing fire and getting my butt licked by a dog. True story.
50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
If I somehow knew it was tucked to the brim with cash before opening it, why not? If I got caught half way I would just say I was taking it to the police department or something.
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
What kind of asshole ditches their friend when they find out they have AIDS? It doesn’t even make sense unless you are shooting heroine together or banging. IN WHICH CASE I MEAN DO YOUR THING HOMEGURL.
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
That’s 200 million JIB tacos, less gooo.
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
I believe in squeaky faucets, furries, and emo kids yes.
55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
Yep. I never want to die on the people I care about. Plus, if I live forever maybe I could make a difference for the future ya know?
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
Jacob from Hot Tub Time Machine is literally me.
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
Depends who it is, how, why, etc. More than likely yes even if I am cringing all the way.
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
This country would go to hell so fast, but yes. Your president would visit schools giving speeches on cosmic cupcakes and how your favorite anime is shit.
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
Wealthy. I would rather have the fund to set myself and others up for a better quality of life.
