Super self-indulgent FAHC AU wherein for whatever reason Geoff doesnât come to Los Santos to start the FAKE AH Crew until ~later.
Meanwhile, everyone ends up in Los Santos anyway - because reasons - and have to scrape by without the support of the crew behind them?
Like, hacker/thief/??? Gavin ends up in Los Santos via a series of unfortunate events in which he is a total shit and sticks his nose where it doesnât belong?
Cue his ~fleeing to the US and meandering his way along - getting in trouble along the way, because of course he does, but also amassing a rather impressive list of contacts and such as well - to Los Santos.
Where, lol, of course he gets in over his head yet again? Young and stupid and tries to get one past the wrong guy and before he knows it heâs got himself an arrangement, right?
Work for the guy he tried to fuck over or be horrifically murderized, and oh, hey? The family and friends he left back in England? Sure would be a shame if something happened to them, you know? They seem lovely.
(Why would you just look at the pictures and videos this guy has of them doing all sorts of everyday things and accidents happen, you know. Awful, that.)
Anyway, anyway, Gavin keeps his head down and plays good little hacker/thief/???.
Gives his new boss what he asks for out of him and no more, doesnât volunteer information or skills or anything he may have himself or know someone who knows someone who might be useful.
No.
Gavin does whatâs asked of him and lets his bossâ goons and thugs push him around - little weasel, a coward and so on?
But also Gavin is making a list (or two or three) that has all kinds of interesting information to be had in them? Things his bossâ enemies or other such interested parties could use to utterly ruin the bastard.
Gavinâs got plans, you see, itâs just a matter of time and all that.
Until then heâs meek and mild and does his part whether it be hacking or off to steal some shiny little bit of interest to his boss or whatever else his boss knows heâs capable of. (Nasty stuff, when you get down to it, strange how his boss never wonders how Gavin knows how to do any of this stuff or rest easy thinking they wonât be used on him, but arrogance will do that to people, I guess?)
ANYWAY.
Things are going along...well enough when Gavinâs boss brings in a new hacker.
This kid (not really a kid, if anything a couple of years younger than Gavin at most, but he seems young) who buckles down and plays nice without the rough treatment Gavin and the handful of other hackers and âspecialistsâ like him that have been through the base where Gavin works most of the time.
Gavin would let things run their course for this âMatt Braggâ but heâs not like the others Gavinâs been forced to work with?
They were always the same kid of wrong as his boss and his bossâ favorite goons and thugs. Mean and cruel for the sake of it and didnât worry who they were hurting so long as they made a profit off it.
But Matt Bragg, okay.
Quiet kid, keeps to himself and gets this pinched look on his face when their boss decides whatever information he handed over to him was to be used in the most âefficientâ way possible.
Matt gives their boss two different routes to obtain whatever shiny heâs after, one with minimal casualties on all sides but itâll take a little longer. The other requires guards and security to be killed, but it shaves a hefty chunk of time off the entire operation, and no bet which one their boss chooses.
And, look.
The fact that Matt took the time to come up with two different approaches like that - contingency plans, yeah, sure, thatâs a given - but Matt went out of his way to devise a tactic to avoid having to kill people.
Other things like that crop up from time to time, and Matt gets into trouble for it sometimes, taking too long to get the boss the information he wants because heâs concerned about having to kill some hired guns in a batch of mercs or rent a cops or whatever.
But he keeps on looking for those alternatives, and Gavin takes an interest.
Realizes Mattâs in the same boat as him with regards to working for their boss. Details might not be exactly the same, but whatever they are he ended up here same as Gavin, and thatâs.
Interesting?
interesting.
Enough for Gavin to take that interest in Matt, sabotage him here and there so the boss gets pissed, yeah, punishes Matt by restricting his âprivilegesâ and so on?
But thereâs a good reason for that.
Because Mattâs good at what he does, too good, and there have been others like him through here before.
Got chewed up and spat out and left to fend for themselves when the cops (or worse) came looking.
Got set up, put on a job and left high and dry in the middle of it while the boss and his flunkies got away with the shiny they were after and a pretty little scapegoat/sacrifice left behind.
Itâs where Mattâs headed if heâs not careful, and he isnât.
Careful, that is.
Goes along with what the boss wants, but heâs the stubborn kind of idiot, you know?
Mouths off when he shouldnât, and it gets him knocked around a bit. Gets him noticed by their bossâ goons and thugs when itâs the last thing people like them need or want.
Mattâs not stupid, realizes whatâs going on and goes to confront Gavin about it, grabs his arm and freezes when Gavin lets out this little hiss f pain, pulls his arm back when Mattâs left staring at him.
Because in all the commotion Gavinâs sleeve got pulled up and there are these marks, bruises and worse and faded scars and -
âWhat - â
Gavin scowls at Matt, because rude, and also, idiot.
âLeave it alone, Matt Bragg,â he says, meaning Gavin deliberately fucking Matt over and everything else, because you know, because.
Those jobs and tasks and whatnot of Mattâs that Gavin sabotages him on?
Have to get done by someone, and Gavinâs reliable about things like that, isnât he. (Has to be with everything heâs got on the line and all.)
So Gavin does the jobs/whatever Matt was supposed to and since Gavin has certain skills and the whatnot Matt doesnât he ends up in the field when Matt would have remained at the base.
Gets hands on experience with whatever conundrum was posed to Matt, and sometimes that means he gets hurt because like hell will his boss offer him helpful support and such, you know?
Itâs Gavin thieving about in hostile territory and with the odds stacked against him and shit always goes wrong.
And if itâs not the job/whatever where Gavin gets hurt you can bet their bossâ goons and thugs have something to say about things. (Gavinâs got a mouth on him even now, and makes enemies like you wouldnât believe without trying.)
So anyway, anyway, Matt is like !!! and oh, you fucking moron, and drags Gavin off to get propery patched up.
Cue Friendship montage in which they realize theyâre more or less working towards the same goals - Gavin wants the fuck out of this arrangement he was forced into and would rather do that than burn things to the ground while heâs still inside.
But Matt?
Lol, fucker would cheerfully burn the place down around him and figure his way out from there.
So.
Montage sequence in which they team up and utterly wreck their boss and his operation.
And, you know, because hackers end up filthy rich afterwards.
Fuck around for a while because Freedom and Choice and :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD but then they get word their boss had enemies who are looking to take over his territory and such and Gavin and Matt are like â...wait.â
Between them they have the resources and connections to set themselves for life in Los Santos, so they do?
Start setting up their own little criminal empires in the remains of their former bossâ, and they start by bringing in assholes like this Rimmy Tim guy Matt met out at a bar one night?
Recently liberated from their boss and getting a drink to celebrate while Gavin was making sure things were good back in England and his bossâ allies/whoever couldnât touch them and Mattâs more than a little tipsy, you know?
Mouths off to the wrong guy and almost gets the shit beat out of him but this weirdo in purple and orange (âI remember yellow, too?â) comes along and plays white knight for Matt.
At which point Matt has to buy him a drink as a thank you and the two of then end up getting shit-faced drunk.
Also you know.
Smooches are exchanged because oh, hey, heâs cute/hot/I like his face a lot before the alcohol kicks in and they end up snuggled together on a bed and passing the fuck out.
Not important whose bed, so much as the !!! the morning afterward realizing they went home with some weirdo and...smooched? Before snuggling and passing out???
And then awkward dating, because of course, and hey, since weâre building a criminal empire I totally know a guy, Matt says to Gavin, and then has to add, âItâs uh. Weâre dating? But heâs exactly what weâre looking for for the whole...criminal empire thing???â
Gavin would be highly critical of Matt and his everything if it werenât for the fact a bounty hunter he tangled with a ways back finally tracked him down?
Michael is super not thrilled with him, because of course?
This whole Thing where Michael got sent after this asshole hacker/thief/whatever in Gavin and they ended up being all 80s movies romcom/action flick flirting while avoiding the legit hitmen sent after Gavin?
Saving one anotherâs lives - at one point administering mouth-to-mouth - and getting matching flesh wounds in a shootout followed by a teensy amount of torture by some baddie?
And then!
Michael rethinking turning Gavin in only for Gavin to make that decision moot when Gavin knocked him out and chained him to a motel radiator before fleeing to parts unknown?
Only not so unknown as Michael finally found him.
Thereâs a cat and mouse game that ends up with both of then soaking wet - caught out in a rainstorm/went for a swim in a river/body of water - and Michael scowling at Gavin like heâs about to beat the shit out of him?
Only he kind of does...not that, what with the Angry Kissing thatâs happening and Gavinâs !!! that turns to :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and Michaelâs >:((((((((((((((((((((((((((( that turns to >:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( becuase Gavin is a piece of shit and Michael hates him so fucking much, stop laughing you little shit!!1! >:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Anyway.
Gavin and Matt have Jeremy and Michael, and then the rest trickle in?
Like.
Gavin worked with a gang a while back that hired this sniper - odd sort, but damn good with a sniper rifle and the kind you can trust to keep their mouth shut.
Rayâs not in it for the long-haul, not looking for a crew, but heâs always up to do a favor for friends and such.
And then Michael meets Lindsay through -
âDonât fucking ask, seriously.â
And then!
Some friend of Jeremyâs in Trevor - this !!! You!!1! - moment between Gavin and Trevor because Thieves!!1! who may or may not have run into one another in the field and ensuing shenanigans as they were after the same shiny and oh, what a fun night that was, eh?
Alfredo just.
Suddenly fucking there???
Seems to know Michael who is like, âOh, this fucker,â and no one can tell if he likes Alfredo at first? But then it comes out Alfredo used to be a bounty hunter too before he decided it was more fun being a âbad guyâ
(Extenuating circumstances in which he was hired by some people to bring in some poor bastard who was innocent of whatever crime they said he committed because reasons? Alfredo finding out and then shenanigans in which he saved the poor guyâs life and set them up with a new life somewhere and ended up being framed for crimes he didnât commit and all that. And since he was being framed for crimes he didnât commit, why the hell not go out and commit actual crimes?
But.
Like.
Fun crimes.)
And then!!1!
Just as things are going smoothly, Gavin and Mattâs old boss manages to hire some assholes to kill Gavin? Matt would be great, sure, but the focus is on making Gavin super fucking dead, and everyone is freaking out, right, because for whatever reason they all like the little shit?
General sort of panic/mayhem until one of the assholes hired to kill Gavin actually gets their hands on him?
Catches him alone somewhere and while everyone is panicking trying to find Gavin, Gavin himself is :DDDDDDDDDDDD because the asshole who caught him is the fucking Vagabond.
When everyone gets to where they are Gavinâs like ??? at all the fear/panic heâs seeing and is like. âGuys, itâs my ex!â
Because this whole thing way, way before Michael and such where Gavin met Ryan and somehow wasnât murdered?
Managed to make friends with the bastard that turned into something more and it was good, really, really good, until it wasnât.
Someone from Ryanâs past gunning for him and Ryan ran Gavin off - âBastard shot me!â but Gavinâs not mad, not anymore.
And it wasnât like Ryan ran him off so much as dumped him at the ER and left Gavin to deal with the gunshot wound and explaining how he came by it to the authorities and then trying to find the bastard again afterward.
Which...he didnât, but after months looking for him his contacts told him the Vagabond had set up shop in a city somewhere and seemed to be doing well for himself?
And Gavin was like :(((((((((((( because oh, well then, thinking maybe Ryan was better off without him weighing him down and such?
(Because hey, Vagabond and some hacker/thief/whatver in Gavin and honestly, no doubt who the more capable/dangerous one of them was.)
Thinking if Ryan wanted to, he could have come back for Gavin, or at least looked for him, but he hadnât,so.
Gavin left him to it, kept on his way towards eventually arriving in Los Santos and everything that happened since - including Michael, oh shit - and then, uh.
Super awkward inching towards Mavinwood with Gavin and his feelings for Michael and Ryan and Michael and Ryan with their feelings for Gavin? But also bonding over the fact they have feelings for Gavin, because the guyâs a little shit, you know?
Complete asshole, and oh my God, do you want to hear about this one thing he did once?â
And so on, and also other reasons such as oh no, heâs hot and oh no, heâs an unbearable dumbass, why do I always fall for them?
Fiona comes along because Gavinâs old friends in England get curious about whatâs going on with him and thereâs a misunderstanding and she kid of, sort of, tries to kill him?
Like.
A lot.
Worse than that time every asshole in the city (and beyond) were after the price on Gavinâs head and persistent as hell and âWait, Dan told you to what?â
And Fionaâs like âHe said, and aI quote, âTake care of the wanker, for me, would you, Fiona? Iâll owe you,â and other such things and Gavin almost dies from laughing so hard while Fionaâs like âWhat? What are you laughing at, you asshole?â
More shenanigans and such and by the time Geoff and Jack do get to Los Santos theyâve heard about this weird as fuck crew - dangerous, rumors say they took out the biggest name in Los Santosâ history to get where they are - and are greeted with Gavin and Matt and all the other assholes, what even??
















