#matrimonio

Amore di classe... Energetica A+++

O bianco split appeso sulla testa,

che in estate trasformi il dramma in festa!

Quando fuori ci son quaranta gradi

e l'asfalto si squaglia lungo i vadi,

tu arrivi come un angelo custode,

cantando un ronzio che merita la lode.

Mi spari in faccia quel brivido polare...

ma il giorno dopo son dolori da urlare!

Ti guardo col collo bloccato a novanta,

mentre la mia cervicale già canta.

Quella brezza divina, quel fresco miraggio,

mi ha trasformato la schiena in un sasso di maggio.

Saranno i tuoi filtri, o quel getto assassino,

ma stamattina mi sveglio gatto mammone e cretino:

un occhio sbarrato, la spalla patita,

e un blocco lombare che accorcia la vita.

Arriva d'inverno il secondo calvario,

quando ti accendo e consulto il datario.

Sputi aria tiepida, secca e sbiadita,

che mi asciuga la gola e pure la vita.

Fai rumori molesti, tossisci e singhiozzi,

lasciando i miei piedi freddi nei gozzi.

E infine la mazzata, il colpo finale:

la bolletta della luce, un salasso fatale!

Un mutuo, una tassa, un dolore profondo,

che mi fa rimpiangere il freddo del mondo.

Diciamoci la verità, mio caro apparecchio:

a guardarti bene, mi sembri uno specchio.

Tu e il matrimonio siete la stessa cosa,

Il nostro matrimonio - 26 maggio 2026

Garshimisantos x female reader!

𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: ANGST, English is not my native language (I'm doing this with Google Translate!) probable grammatical errors, story of Yolanda Garcia, Baran Al-Hashimi, Trinity Santos x female reader, unstable relationship, sad reader mentions, degradation, exclusion and comparison.

𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺: Garshimisantos gets married. Yolanda proposes to Trinity and Baran, but not to the reader, which causes insecurity (Garshimisantos's marriage with children).

It had all started with the wedding. Yolanda had organized everything months in advance and with caution, secretly buying the rings and organizing a well-crafted plan which consisted of going with __, Trinity, Baran and the children, her children Zahra and Jahan, two and five years old, to a beautiful park near her residential area for a family walk because, of course, what could go wrong?

"Mommy, the grass is itching me too much, I want to go home!" –said an irritated and tired Jahan to Baran, because of course any normal five-year-old child would already be overstimulated at this point, and Jahan certainly was– "We'll be going home soon, Jahan...don't you want to take Zahra to play with the other children? They look like lots of fun." –said a very cheerful __, as she was delighted because the four of them rarely had time to coordinate a family outing, and she was especially pleased that they hadn't had a single argument since they all woke up this morning–

Of course, as soon as the sun began to set and the children became more irritable, they agreed to leave. One overstimulated, tired, and irritable child was a disaster; two would be catastrophic. In any case, the next step in Yolanda's plan was to leave Zahra and Jahan at the home of __'s parents, as they were delighted with both children, even though they weren't their grandchildren; they had grown very fond of them.

By the time they got home, the four women were more than exhausted, so she decided to get comfortable to prepare dinner. She went upstairs, calmly took off her clothes, and began to take a shower with warm water, perfect for the Pittsburgh climate. In the middle of this relaxation, she heard a small commotion downstairs, which she completely dismissed because what would her girls do without her, right?

–When she had finally relaxed, changed, and calmed down, she went downstairs with a smile that quickly turned into a grimace of confusion when she saw how radiant Baran looked, smiling while Trinity cried on Yolanda's shoulder and repeated that she loved her while the three of them hugged.– "Is something happening down here?" –she said with confusion – because she rarely missed anything so important that warranted tears of joy, sadness, or despair...because she was always there for the other three women.– "We're getting married!" –Baran said happily as he showed the ring next to his ring finger, just as Trinity did the same; a white gold ring for Trinity that fit her perfectly and a rose gold one for Baran that Yolanda must have bought with great effort– "Is this a joke?" –___ express her discontent immediately–

The women's faces changed from happiness to a slight degree of annoyance mixed with discomfort, especially before Yolanda decided to speak.– "No, it isn't. Why would it be?" –she said in that characteristic biting tone she used at work for insolent, self-centered interns or fawning medical students...definitely not gentle enough for ___ his girlfriend; not his wife, not his fiancée, his girlfriend– "So where is mine? Why didn't they wait for me?" –she said with some confusion, which made Baran and Trinity let go of Yolanda, and she scratched the back of her neck slightly, something that for ___ would never be a good sign. "There isn't one because... I'm only getting engaged to Trinity and Baran. It's not that I don't love you, I really do, and you're very important. I mean, you're our girlfriend, but... I have children with them, and you came along almost six months later... I don't want you to feel excluded from this, but I'm only marrying them. I'm sorry ___."

Three months had passed since then, and of course she had felt bad, but what else could she do? She decided to just ignore it, which was difficult on the wedding day and even more difficult when the three of them went on their honeymoon for a whole week.

As fate would have it, on the last day of Baran, Yolanda, and Trinity's honeymoon, Cassie had the day off, so she decided to visit ___ and bring Harrison along to play with Zahra and Jahan. This didn't end well, as the women arrived earlier than expected and, of course, didn't take kindly to finding Cassie there, interacting so naturally with ___.– "How could you even think of inviting Cassie here?" –Said an annoyed Yolanda with an angry face and an unparalleled biting tone to a ___ who felt defenseless before her– "Because I didn't want to disturb them on their honeymoon, and they would have been angry anyway if I'd taken them to Cassie's house." –she said softly, remaining calm because she knew that getting upset wasn't a good option at this moment, because with the three of them upset, none of them would win the argument...although she hadn't expected Baran's response at all– Because they are not your children, you can't make decisions for them without going through us! .