-> be me
-> a math major
-> browsing the job boards because I need money
-> sees “US Department of Labor” and “Safety” on the listing
-> clicks in
-> it’s OSHA
-> I meet all requirements to join OSHA
-> they want me as a new recruit
-> what am I supposed to do in safety inspection?!???
-> tumblr will soon be osha-approved once more if all goes well







