#master shifter

“but i still feel my cr surroundings!”

regardless of my surroundings, i am in my desired reality.

regardless of my surroundings, i am in my desired reality.

regardless of my surroundings, i am in my desired reality.

regardless of my surroundings, i am in my desired reality.

regardless of my surroundings, i am in my desired reality.

regardless of my surroundings, i am in my desired reality.

regardless of anything in your cr, YOU ARE in your desired reality.

I was visiting an old antique shop in a town. They have pretty many esoteric books, that's why I like it. This is where I met this old man. Truly a grandpa. 70+ we talking here.

"You know, I have a whole library at home with all books on esoteric" he started a convo to which I responded with excitement because well, that's impressive. I answered that this is my life's goal and that I am really interested in all this. To which he said:

"Oh, I did so many things. You wouldn't even believe what I saw and everything"

"Try me"

"I think you don't know it, but my friends and I have been transporting our consciousness to other dimensions..."

"I do that too"

Thats where he looked at me in disbelief like in a way which was clear he did not believe me.

He had to go but from the conversation I had with him, he was convinced he knew of some really niche practice that nobody knows about. He certainly did not believe me and did not know the word "shifting" too but well,

At any point in my life when I would doubt shifting I was like "bro that grandpa did that, as if that 70 year old man was fucking with me and lying about it all. Like what profit a 70 year old grandpa was gaining? None. He did it.

(aka my method from that post from a billion years ago)

Before I start I just want to say SORRY FOR BEING SO INACTIVE, I am ashamed to say that I went on hiatus with Manon from Katseye </3

ALSO: Thank you so much @wishiedishie22 for being super patient and motivating me to post ! ilyyy

𝐒𝐎:

First, let me debunk something that a little mosquito has been buzzing in my ear.

"𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒖𝒏, 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍!"

NOPE! Personally, there are a lot of "normal" things that I still think are fun! Like music, for example! I LOVE listening to music but its still a normal part of my day!

𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝘆 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝘆 𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗱 !!

𝐒𝐎:

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝚰𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐃𝚰𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒:

Do you need anything?

𝑵𝑶

Did I want to use something?

𝒀𝑬𝑺

So, I'm a music addict and I need music to perform the most BASIC tasks (no, i don't need it, but you know what I mean) including shifting, so lets talk about the playlist!!

I shift awake.

It's just more fun for me ! (𝙸 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢)

Anyways, I decided that for my "method", I would just vibe. So instead of calm playlist, I got my hypest playlist full of gay ass songs and charli xcx ofc!

(𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘁𝘁𝘁: gay vibe - playlist by jewell ꔫ | Spotify)

Then, I sat down and honestly just danced and sang along to my playlist.

"𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕?"

I thought about vibing to my playlist in my Waiting Room. That's it.

"𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆?"

Girl, I have no clue 🥹 I was literally just focused on having a good time.

As I was imagining feeling myself on the Waiting Room bed, I saw a bright ass light. At first, I thought that my time had come and I was going to heaven, but then I realized.... there's no damn way I could get into heaven, so that obviously wasn't the case...

The light faded and at this point, my eyes were twitching like crazy.

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒏, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅... and I wasn't in my bedroom.

I was in my waiting room!!

As I said before, I didn't stay for long, as I was honestly very surprised, but nevertheless, I SHIFTED!!

And I didn't use a crazy method, or count to 10000, or ANYTHING. I just vibed and visuallized. So....? Why can't you??

(sᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀ ᴀʟᴇʀᴛ: ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ)

The main point is: do whatever tf you want to shift!

𝚰𝐓𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝚰𝐓𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝚰𝐅𝐄!!

(conan gray reference in honor of Wishbone Deluxe)

CREDITSS: @uzmacchiato for the amazing rainbow divider!

@strangergraphics for the charli xcx banner

And last, but not least...and once again:

@wishiedishie22 AGAIN for your amazing motivation and just for being the coolest ever <3