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Time tried riding with Wild on the Master Cycle once.
Never again.
more totk divine beast ideas
I'm back on my bs about what could have been.
Consider: the divine beasts being necessary to get to the totk dungeons.
Vah Medoh: imagine having to fly on this huge robot bird and *chase down* the sky ships, with the storm wind ark actually moving around the map with its fleet. You could say that for safety purposes that the weapons systems were removed so you could still have a boss fight
Vah Rudania: just make it so death mountain is erupting near constantly, so you need to have it bring you down through the volcano to the fire temple.
Vah Nabooris: have the sand shroud get more and more thick and impassible closer to the lightning temple, so the beeg camel needs to bring you there, since it is tall enough to reach over the sand.
Vah Ruta: I thought of two options for this one, number one being it uses its trunk that produces water to shoot you and sidon up to wellspring island OR, hear me out, complete water temple overhaul.
Put the water temple in the ocean. Have sludge be affecting a new village of ocean zora (say they came up to the surface once the calamity fell) and that yona is from this village, and went to zora's domain to ask for help. Use Ruta as a submarine, that takes you to an Atlantis style underwater city (maybe a new area to explore, like a depths offshoot, or just the dungeon) sidon, since in my experience he was sorta useless in the muctorok fight, have him pilot Ruta and blast the boss with water once you make an opening. Also make muctorok a sludge sea serpent with the little guy as the core.
Master cycle zero: mineru possesses the bike since her construct is compromised, and is it as your companion while you get to the spirit temple/complete the spirit temple and take back the seized construct. (Consider: its horn as a beam emitter)
Quick Dump of more Zelda WIPs
my favorite fish 🥺💜
"would you still love me if I was a wyrm?" 👉🏾👈🏾
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also some miscellaneous sheikah tech

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So apparently the master cycle zero could have been a wolf
What??? I would have loved this. No hate to the horse/unicorn design of course.
In Twilight Princess (The loz game where Link turns into a wolf), he's even desrcibed as a divine beast! I just think it would have been a neat little reference.
(Image from the zelda wiki)
I'm slowly closing in on wrapping up my Breath of the Wild run. I completed 'The EX: The Champions' Ballad' DLC and had no idea that the conclusion was a unicorn motorcycle (The Master Cycle Zero). Already have Trial of the Sword under my belt and all the game's side quests done. I've collected almost 600 korok seeds (but running around the map trying to find the rest is getting tedious). All outfits are fully upgraded. All memories have been found. I guess it's time to confront Calamity Ganon. I'm 6 years late. I've enjoyed every minute of the time I've invested in the game. The anticipation of a looming ending isn't as exciting as the sensation I had when I started. It's been an experience (so to speak).
I miss the master cycle in totk. So I tried to make my own. It was not worth the time or effort. Using it felt worse than walking.