#massive traps

Apologies from the blogger:

I’m sorry, I just am too much in awe of this godlike creature’s beastly beautiful body to come up with anything to say that would do him any justice at all!

know that “hard” on one side of the lens..

makes “hard”

..on the other.

I eat because it makes my mind feel good.

I touch my muscles to give myself a nice tingly feeling in the cock area.

Yeah, right there. Mmmmhmm.

And I flex because it gives you a tingly feeling in your cock. 

Damn, I’m good!!

Geez, the guys in this gym are so goddam weepy… Why do they keep looking in my direction clutching their crotches with tears in their eyes?? 

Bodybuilders that heal…

Sometimes you get so damn horny that you just want to do it right there in the gym… 

I longed for the adoration of men. Men like me:

Passionate, wild, and hung. I wanted them to get lost

in my deep, deeep cleavage.

So I worked at it. Hard. I got hard. Hard as steel but smooth as silk

‘Til I couldn’t even stop

touching myself.

Only problem is,

now I’m lonely cuz nobody thinks they’re good enough for me!

Or maybe, just maybe, it’s because I started charging by the minute…

Damn capitalism!!