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MCU 'fans' really out here reviewing MCU projects like "The acting and cinematography are beautiful, there are great cameos, the script is well written, the costumes are gorgeous, and I enjoyed the character development. Everything else (the font of the end credits) sucked. 2/10. The worst thing I have ever watched."
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lokius this lokius that what about sapphic sylvie please i’m begging on my hands and knees marvel please just give me some crumbs
(i can treat her better please sylvie just give me one chance)
I just realized Paul Bettany is like 17 years older than Elizabeth Olsen, and started looking through canon mcu couples to see if there are any where the female actor was older, and the only one I've come up with is Natalie Portman who is two years older than Chris Hemsworth. Well, that and Zendaya is the same age as Tom Holland.
And I know this is part of a larger Hollywood problem (also they clearly didn't anticipate this eventuality when they hired him to be a disembodied computer voice like 13 years ago), but damn marvel maybe next time like DON'T pair up a guy in his 50s with a woman in her 30s it's starting to look like a pattern. And it's kinda gross.
I’m worried about Thor: Ragnarok
More precisely, I’m worried about the emphasis on the comedic aspect.
Because, see, I’m scared we’ll find out that Tony sent Bruce into space, or tricked him into going, and I’m scared it will just be a stupid joke.
First of all, I don’t believe the MCU Tony would do that in the first place, because there hasn’t been enough cause for that. Just that one fuck-up during Ultron. And Bruce is one of his closer friends.
But IF Tony did it nevertheless, I want a fucking backstory. Not a stupid joke like “Stark did it because I fell asleep while he was talking about his feelings a few years back” or something like that.
That’s the reason I can’t sleep at night. Yep.
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Separated at birth?
I think the new doctor strange is a great example of why comics don’t always work well on film. It really feels like a comic, but it doesn’t work because a movie is the wrong medium for that kind of marvel story. That many loopholes and universes and characters and Easter eggs and deaths serves no one. It felt exactly like I had picked up a new single issue on a Wednesday evening and been unexpectedly immersed in a twelve-part multi-series crossover event that I hadn’t really signed up for. You know that feeling, where so many of the team-ups are like “yeah, this is great” but so much of the content is like “god, I can’t believe I have to read this just to have the right background info going into the next big volume”. This kind of obfuscated storyline that requires the audience to keep up with every single thread from multiple series is literally why I stopped reading comics in the first place. It’s a lot of effort, it’s expensive, and ultimately it’s something that marvel comic fans have long made their general distaste for clear. Do one big crossover event every year? Dope, hell yeah. Do one every two months? Jesus Christ, kill me now.
I’m not saying doctor strange was bad because it was like a moving comic. What I’m saying is doctor strange had all the worst aspects of a marvel comic and very few of the best.
My pet peeve is videos with titles like "10 Things You Missed in Avengers" like they always get me to watch but they never have anything life changing in them
Like don't they know what huge nerd I am? Don't they know I over analyze nerd movies in my sleep? Don't they realize there's very little I don't pick up on after having seen these movies god knows how many times?!?
