#marvel poll

(I watched the Netflix shows, so I’m disqualified from answering)

Sniped a Mexican cartel guy across the border, just as the guy was getting a bj

Strangled a man in a bathroom stall, bystanders thought it sounded like gay sex

On adrenaline, he punched, stabbed, then gouged a man’s eyes out with his thumbs

Dragged a man’s face across broken glass to permanently disfigure him

Threatened his ally’s young son with a knife to teach him a lesson

Encountered a series of severed heads on spikes, left for him by his nemesis

Gunned down two gangs with dual-wielding machine guns, yelling as he does

Beat up 3 dudes with a sledgehammer, tossed their corpses into cement

In Iraq, he killed several insurgents with just a knife and a rock

Took down a whole gang via gym equipment

Imagined his wife having sex with him as he’s being tortured by his former boss