OHHHHHHHHHHH I saw that you write for rocket 👀👀 mmm. Can I make a request? Pretty please? 👉👈
Romantic headcanons (what ever you want) for rocket x Wife!reader 👉👈 reader being a red panda or fennec fox (something smol and cute)
It just sound adorable to me, when rocket meets peter and gamora in the first movie, none of them knew about rocket's wife, because you know, he's grumpy and closed off around people. So when they break out of jail there was already another ship outside making a mess, rocket grinning knowing that his boo was already there for him 💪
Rocket being "soft" only around his wife behind closed doors, but the rest of the guardians caught a glance of rocket and his wifey sleeping intertwined around each other ( https://imgur.com/gallery/fEMQOcI just look at this, so cute)
Rocket stealing stuff to give to his wife as gifts
I love that raccoon to the moon and back 🤌😩
Rocket raccoon x wife!Reader
A/n: okay but like you are so fast to hit the inbox when i posted rockets masterlist BAHA. Also i really love this idea, please do give me more ideas i encourage it. Okay for you I’ll give you headcanons AND a long ish one shot cause why not. Im like hyperfixating alot on marvel rn so im really happy im writing for it. Also i promise ill do a fennec fox reader in my next fic with rocket *wink wink*
Also keep in mind! The reader has a robotic leg and has similar metal pieces on her body like rocket!
Rocket absolutely would steal a bunch of shit for you to show his appreciation and love. You mention something you saw at a market? Boom next thing you know rocket is with the thing you wanted. You look at something that caught your eye? Groot would probably notice and tell rocket or rocket would catch you looking at the thing you’re looking at then have it in his hands handing it to you.
Rocket and you are the best duo, he would be the one stealing while you distract the person then you both run off laughing.
I can see rocket proposing his own way like he steals a necklace from some rich asshole and wanted to take you somewhere nice even though cheesy mushy stuff isn’t his thing but if its for you then he’ll do it. Then i see like a battle occurs between the three of you and randos cause they caught you stealing something from them.
As you three are fighting, rocket would like peep at you fighting while he’s fighting and then he thinks its now or never. He yells at y/n for her attention as she ducks down “yeah?!” She yells back as more explosions occur as she looks down as they grab an explosive from her bag. Rocket shoots a few rounds then ducks to look at y/n “marry me!” As another explosion occurs “what?!” She yells once more not hearing him.
Rocket groans in frustration “i said marry me!” He yells again as she looks at him with wide eyes then smiles “yes!! ill marry you!” She yells as he grabs the explosive from her and throwing it to the enemies. He ducks back down looking at y/n grabbing her head kissing her slightly aggressively as she melts into the kiss.
He pulls away pulling out a necklace putting one on you then gives you his necklace for you to out on him.
Rocket would sometimes worry for your safety but he isn’t most of the time because he knows you can handle yourself. Hell you’re specialty is combat so why worry?
Whenever rocket or you have some type of nightmare of the past from the experiments and torture. The both of you comfort one another and stay up calming down then try sleeping again.
Rocket trusts you the most considering the both of you went through it all since the beginning before meeting groot so its a real big deal.
Rocket would be the one to like go batshit crazy if he heard something happened to you or someone disrespects you and you would be trying to calm him down (you secretly want to encourage him but you want to be the better person) but he doesn’t let it go until he cools off.
Rocket and you have arguments sometimes to rarely on disagreements and because one of you would be close to being killed.
Y/n would go on their own small missions to get a few things to come back to rocket and groot escaping prison..again. Which you have no problem with since it happens to you too.
Y/n is more lucky to see more of rockets soft side and rocket would let her be more physically affectionate behind doors cause he wants to keep that cold persona infront of others. He allows some physical affection that he’s comfortable with and when he wants to and that doesn’t mean he doesn’t loves her. He just has own way of showing it instead of doing that mushy stuff he hates so much.
Y/n flies their ship after stealing goods from 3 planets. She puts the ship on autopilot mode as she gets off her chair going to check out what she stolen. As she opens a luxury box an alarm goes off making her groan setting down the box and head over to dashboard to see whats with the alarm. She opens the note reading rocket and groot got put in prison yesterday.
She figures they’ll just break out again and she’ll just go pick them up. She types in the location to the prison rocket and groot are at and hits the light speed button as it says it’ll take Atleast 10-15 minutes. Piece of junk of a ship “i need a new ship..” she says in frustration gripping her head.
As for rocket he’s planning to escape with new friends of his. He walks with gamora, quill and groot “that dude. There. I need his prosthetic leg.” Rocket says as quill makes a confused face “his leg?” “Yeah. God knows i don’t need the rest of him. Look at him, he’s useless.” Rocket says as quill shrugs “all right”. The four walk towards a table to sit at “And finally, on the wall back there is a black panel. Blinky yellow light..do you see it?” He questions making quill and gamora look “yeah.” Quill answers.
They look back at each other as rocket continues “There’s a quarnyx battery behind it. Purplish box, green wires. To get into that watch tower, i definitely need it.” He says as groot starts walking towards the wall. “How are we supposed to do that?” Gamora questions “Well, supposedly, these bald-bodies find you attractive. So maybe you can work out some sort of trade.” Making gamora make a disgusted face “you must be joking.” She says disgusted.
“No, i really heard they find you attractive.” He says as he pushes his cups of food away “look. Its 20 feet up in the air, and it’s in the middle of the most heavily-guarded part of the prison. It’s impossible to get up there without being seen.” He states as groot approaches the wall with the device they need stretching up reaching for it. “I got one plan, and that plan requires a frickin’ quarnyx battery, so Figure It Out!!” He shouts the last part of the sentence.
Groot rips off the cover of the box with the device throwing it behind him hitting a prisoner making him grunt in pain falling. As he continues to reach for the device rocket continues “Can i get back to it? Thanks. Now, this is important. Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode. Once we have it, we gotta move quickly, so you definitely need to get that last.” He finishes before being cut off by the power going off.
He turns to look to see groot achieving the device and show he got it. Annoyingly shaking his head “Or we could just get it first and improvise.” He says as gamora speaks up “I’ll get the armband” “leg” quill says as the two quickly split to get the two things rocket needs as Rocket groans pulling back his eyes.
Fast foward to the group now in the watch tower, rocket takes control and starts working on reprogramming the watch tower while messing with other controls on the screen. Drax walks in lastly instantly noticing gamora “spare me your foul gaze woman!” He yells as she looks at quill “why is this one here?” She questions. “Because, i aways keep my promises, when they’re to muscle-bound whack-jobs who will kill me if i don’t. Here you go!” He says placing the prosthetic leg onto the dash board next to rocket.
As rocket looks to see the leg “Oh, i was just kidding about the leg. I just needed these two things.” He chokes on laughter making quills face drop “what?” Rocket laughs “No, i thought it’d be funny. Was it funny? Oh wait. What did he look like hopping around?” “I had to transfer him 30,000 units!!” Quill yells making rocket chuckle going back to focusing.
Drones swarm around the watch tower “how are we gonna leave?” Drax questions as drones shoot at the bullet proof glass. Quill flinches ducking then recover realizing its bullet proof “Well, he’s got a plan. Right? Or is that another thing you made up?!” “I have a plan i have a plan!” Rocket shouts back rushing. “Cease your yammering and relive us from this irksome confinement.” Drax says “Yeah, I’ll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one” he says turning back to look at drax “Do not ever call me a thesaurus.” He says sternly.
“Its just a metaphor dude” quill tells him as rocket pipes in “His people are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over his head.” He says pressing more things on the screen “Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it” drax says. Gamora is too stunned by all drax’s stupidity “I’m gonna die, surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy..” she says.
Guards rush in with bigger guns making quill point out the obvious “those are some big guns..” he says nervously. The commander preps the guards to start shooting “On my command! Number one!” He shouts as the guards shoot at the watch tower glass. “Rodent, we are ready for your plan.” Gamora raises her voice “hold on!” Rocket says feeling pressured.
“Number two!” Another shot hits the glass making quill flinch. “I recognize this animal. We’d roast them over a flame pit as children!” Drax says smiling making rocket yell at him “Not helping!” He continues to work. “All fire on my command! Three! Two! One!” As the commander reached one rocket disables the gravity everywhere but inside the watchtower. Gamora leans in amused “He turned off the artificial gravity, everywhere but in here” she smiles looking at everyone floating.
Rocket pulls a lever disconnecting the watchtower and connect the drones to the tower to help them fly out. “I told you i had a plan” he says as they fly through a tunnel crashing at some parts of the hallway then land as he closes the big door behind them. “That was a pretty good plan.” Quill compliments rocket as rocket turns around with his hands up “huh?” He scoffs. They all get out and go get their stuff as quill points out his ship to get onto.
The group gathers their stuff “They crumbled my pants up into a ball. That’s rude! They folded yours!” Rocket says as the three men run out. They all hear something crash against the prison but everyone ignores it but rocket smirks like he knows who that could be.
As for y/n she was bumping onto the prison walls making a ruckus and even shooting at the wall. Y/n was supposed to signal rocket and groot that she’s there waiting for them. Y/n’s ship blares alarms that the ship is no longer available making y/n yell in frustration “stupid piece of crap!” She turns on the space suit and her jetpack rocket made her. She looks at all the valuable stuff on her ship realizing she has to leave that behind. She groans in disappointment and only grabbed what she wanted the most and programming the ship to self destruct in 2-3 hours.
Hell if she can’t have her treasure then no one can. Y/n exists her ship and fly to the milano were she saw her husband get onto. She knocks on the main door and be opened by groot lifting her up closing the door behind turning off the space suit. Groot picks her up hugging her “i am groot” he says as y/n hugs back “i missed you too groot” she says. Rocket turns around hearing her voice “y/n? The hell happened to your ship? Did you get any goods?” He questions.
Y/n gets put down by groot “my ship is useless now and i-“ she gets cut off by gamora “who is this?” She questions cautiously. Y/n rolls her eyes “rude” she mumbles “this is y/n, my other associate” he jokes but sounding serious. Gamora rolls her eyes awaiting for quill with the orb “hey groot i got this for you” y/n pulls out a miniature glass rose handing it to him “i am groot” he nods “of course man!” She says. She then finally notice drax “and you are?” She asks as he looks stunned himself “another talking rodent” he blurts out.
Rocket looks beyond offended hearing him say that about y/n but she just looks at drax annoyed “okay thats a weird name” she says making drax scoff “I’m drax the destroyer, im not a rodent” he says. Y/n walks away hopping onto the armrest where rocket sat “i got a gift for you but I’ll show you later but i have this also” she says handing rocket an explosive piece.
Rocket looks at the piece “holy! This is a good piece!” He exclaims smiling at it. Y/n smiles at him as she feels eyes on her but she ignores it and enjoys the moment seeing rocket happy with his first gift.
As time passes rocket doesn’t see y/n anywhere, he places down his unfinished explosives. He takes the time to look where his wife went as quill and the others talk about the orb. He roams the ship looking for y/n and gets to a table were he heard snores. He looks underneath it and sees his wife sleeping peacefully ‘her trips must’ve been tiring” he thinks to himself as he crawls under poking y/n.
Y/n opens their eyes to see rocket and smile as they both snuggle up. Rocket thought it was good that the others wouldn’t think to look underneath the table to he thought it was a good time to spend time with his wife while the others are busy. Rocket and y/n immediately pass out comforted by each other’s company.
Rocket may be smart but hes stupid to think hiding underneath a table is clever and even sleep too? Doesn’t sound stealthy or secretive..because now drax noticed first and alarmed the others to look but gamora cared less and quill was pretty shocked. Groot already knowing so he just smiles at the two who just figured it out that this little shit of a raccoon and this red panda are more than “associates”.
A/n: i really hope you enjoy this, im sorry if this isn’t that good or reach your expectations. I’ve been really tired lately so i hope you enjoy this! I accept any criticism just don’t be rude please. :3
