On April 10, 2024 at 4:16 pm EDT, Mars and Saturn will conjunct at 14° Pisces. At my location, this transit will be in the seventh house, suggesting that both my dearest loved ones and my worst foes will be more affected than I am directly — and it’s kind of a reminder that the malefic forces that we send out on our enemies, also return to us by another road. Here’s a poem for that. Hail to…

With flowing aspects between Mars and Saturn, you tend to know just the right amount of energy to put into something. Let's say you have a test coming up in a  month. Mars trine or sextile Saturn might think, “I'll go to the library two hours a day for the next month to prepare for the test.” This is reasonable. Mars in good relation to Saturn can plan, work well within limits, is disciplined and able to adhere to a procedure. 

Hmm…..

looks at sommi

or was it sammi?

Keith bent over the back of the couch as he shoves 4 bullet vibes on highest speed into Keith’s lubed up asshole. Sharpshooter… shot those… bullets… there’s a joke here but I can’t find it lmao. So Keith’s face is smooshed into the seat of the couch, ass in the air, dick dripping precum like honey off a spoon, and he’s going to have to force Lance to clean the seats because it’s his fault they ended up doing this in the living room.

Keith’s making strangled breathing noises because it’s too much, his stomach and legs keep spasming and his fingers are scratching pieces off the weird vinyl-y plastic seats. Every time he manages to uncurl his toes and put his feet down a wave of pleasure hits him and they pop back up as he makes an ugly “nargh” noise that Lance keeps laughing at as he rubs his shoulders for him where he’s also draped over the couch.

When Keith finally comes, his orgasm hits him so hard he somersaults off the sofa, sprays cum everywhere and lands back-down on the floor. Lance cracks up and slides down to the floor with the force of his laughing. He has Keith’s cum in his hair and on his jacket but he doesn’t seem to notice. Keith decides he won’t tell him. Anyway there’s a minor disaster as Keith has to suffer overstimulation bc they can’t turn off the vibes or take them out. They get them out somehow… eventually…

Keith makes Lance buy him a new, actual massager called the Hitachi Magic Wand. Keith now uses the mini bullet vibes exclusively as sex toys. But now he ties them up in a condom for easy removal. Wrt the massager, Lance decides not to tell Keith anything just yet… He can blow his mind later. (End) sorry, 4got to number