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Rusty Quoll has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Jon and Martin.
Martin, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Elias or Jonah?
Jon, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger
Martin: wh E E Z E
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Georgie: How are you feeling?
Melanie: Stabby.
Georgie: Stabbing is an action. A feeling is like an emotion.
Melanie: Well maybe I feel stabby!
Tom: I told Jon his ears flush when he lies
Martin: why?
Tim: looks
Tim: Hey Jon! Do you love us?
Jon, covering his ears: No.
Martin:
This quote made me LOL!!!
Martin: I made tea.
Jon: I don’t want tea.
Martin: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Jon: Then why are you telling me?
Martin: It is a conversation starter.
Jon: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Martin: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Tim: Go to Hell
Jon, tearing up: I wish I could
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Martin: Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness
Jon: Thank you king
Martin: Jon went to therapy today.
Georgie: Oh good! How did it go?
Martin: His therapist had to call a therapist.
Jon: *holding a salt packet* It's just a little sodium chloride.
Elias: Actually Jon, it's salt.
Jon: That's what I said, sodium chloride.
Elias: Uh John, that would be salt.
Elias: *takes salt packer from Jon* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
