#mark fingerman

Nick: Caleb... Caleb: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.

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Zavid: You have friends and I envy that. Nick: You're welcome to share my friends. Zavid: *looks at Mark and Bubba* Zavid: I don't want those.

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Mark: You need to stop swearing so much. Bubba: Shut the fuck up. Mark: Yeah, that's not how you do it. Bubba: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it. Mark: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine. Bubba: Shit the beep up. Mark: Bubba: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!

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Bubba: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? Nick: No. Caleb: No. Bubba: Didn't think so.

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Bubba & Nick: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* Bubba: We need an adult! Nick: Bubba, you are an adult! Bubba: We need an adultier adult! Get Cherise!

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Nick: Can I ask a dumb question? Caleb: Better than anyone I know.

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Nick: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Nick: What? I don't even get...Why would...I...I've never had sex with anyone anywhere. It's none of your... You have the nerve, the audacity... An how... How do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you're trying to throw me off.

Bubba: "The Comeback Kid."

Mark: Everyone loves a good comeback story. Rocky.

Bubba: Robert Downey Jr.

Madaug: Terminator said, "I'll be back," and he was.

Caleb: Also making a comeback--the casual Hawaiian shirt.

Nick: Well, well, well. Look who's ahead of the curve.