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A guy working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. At the hospital, the surgeon said: ‘Give me the fingers and I’ll see what I can do.’

Five people – four guys and a young woman – were on a plane when it suddenly plunged into the sea. Miraculously all five survived the crash but found themselves stranded on a desert island. Since the guys needed to satisfy their natural urges, with the woman’s agreement they drew up a rotation whereby each would take it in turns to screw her as much as possible for a week at a time. The arrangement worked really well for the next six years, satisfying both the guys and the nymphomaniac woman until she died unexpectedly. The first month went by and it was awful for the guys; the second month was really bad; the third month was almost unbearable; by the fourth month they couldn’t take it any more,