Flower Person
Fandom: The House in Fata Morgana
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationship: Maria Campanella/Iméon
Summary: ImĂ©on wasnât the kind of person to care about flowers and she never liked receiving these as gifts, but could she really refuses it when a pretty blond woman she doesnât know show up on her doorstep with a bouquet of lilies? [Femslash February 2021 Day 24: Lily]
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Notes: So, I admit I actually tend to headcanon ImĂ©on as being nonbinary/trans masc, which wouldnât really fit a femslash event, but well as far we know in FataMoru canon she still identifies as a woman. Another headcanon of mine is that ImĂ©on does remember her past life even after being reincarnated (which is what happens in the short story âTĂr na nĂgâ), and I wrote the fic with that in mind. Also I know ImĂ©on likely just goes by âNoĂ©miâ in the modern era, but⊠weh, Iâm too used to refer to her as âImĂ©onâ lol.
This takes place after Reincarnation so spoilers for all the games, and there are also brief references to the short story âGirl Hunt Girl.â (If you donât know about it, itâs just a very short post-Reincarnation story where ImĂ©on meets Ceren in Paris by saving her from a conman.) And warning for slight drinking/alcohol, I guess.
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Iméon had never been a flower person.
It wasnât like she hated them or anything, but she couldnât really unsderstand what people found so captivating or pretty about these plants. They smelled nice, sometimes, she supposed â but that was the extent of the qualities sheâd gave them.
She had told as much to Michel once when they stopped by a flower shop so he could buy a few roses for his wife â the fact this guy ended up getting married was still mind-boggling to her even months after sheâd learned that fact â and he laughed, saying he used to think the same âback thenâ but that now he couldnât help but love them. He hadnât explained to her how this change of heart happened, but ImĂ©on could guess pretty easily it was also a courtesy of Giselle.
In any case, that was also why people never offered her flowers as gifts, either â the only time she could remember this happened was when she was maybe eight or so and her grandma had given her a bouquet of hydrangeas. ImĂ©on had never been able to tell the absentminded sweet old lady that she couldnât care less about those flecks of blue-purplish petals and sheâd unfortunately had to keep them in her room against her will until they withered.
Tonight, however, would mark the second time of flower-offering sheâd received in her life, because the first thing she saw upon opening the door after it rang twice was a huge bouquet of lilies, followed by a turf of messy, short blond hair and a pair of clear green eyes that popped out just barely above the white bell-shaped plants.
âSo, okay, hereâs the thing,â her visitor started, trying to speak clearly in spite of the enormous gift in her arms that was camouflaging almost all of her upper body. âThatâs kind of a long story, but bear with me. Thereâs this dude where I work â a client â who sort of got a crush on me. Not, like, the creepy kind, but still pretty annoying. He hit on me a few times, and despite me trying to fucking tell him subtly, âHey, dude, not interested, let it go,â he brought me this tonight upon seeing me. I thought at first about throwing it away in the trash cause flowers are not my thing, you see? But then my boss â I mean Giselle, you know her too, right? â threw a damn fit, âbout how it wasnât nice for him and those were such beautiful flowers or something, so I was like âthen take them cause I donât want thisâ but she refused cause Michel is allergic to lilies or something and â who the fuck even is allergenic to goddamn lilies? Anyway, after that Iââ
ImĂ©on blinked incredulously, trying to makes sense of why there was a short irritated blond woman with a thick Italian accent she didnât know in front of her who kept rambling on and on at her at eight in the evening. She seemed vaguely familiar, but she couldnât recall why â where had she seen her before?
ââasked my stupid childhood friend cause of course sheâs the kind of gal whoâs into flowers and stuff, except I forgot she was in Amsterdam to introduce her creepy boyfriend to her parents, but as a result the only person left was fucking Jacopo and I sure as hell wasnât going to show up to this dumbassâ door to give him some lilies â and then it hit me; âOh, thereâs this chick whoâs friends with Michel and Ceren and doesnât live far away, so why not check her out!â And so here I am.â She finally stopped and breathed in deeply. âSo. Yeah. Want some lilies?â
The names of Michel and Ceren awakened ImĂ©onâs memories and she realized it was, indeed, because of these two that this woman was familiar to her. More than a year ago, she had met Ceren by coincidence and helped her out of some trouble and since then theyâd become good friends, and she managed to meet Michel again a few months later. Seeing her old friend from a past life neither of them should remember had been quite a shock â though a pleasant one â but discovering that somehow heâd gotten married to a bubbly lady and now lived in the same building as the goddamn little witch whoâd messed around with them had been quite confusing. And to top it off, apparently Michel also knew Ceren because she herself was friends with said little witch. Fate really was a funny thing.
In any case, about three weeks ago sheâd briefly gotten introduced to this woman by Giselle, but it had been a five minutes meeting so the encounter had quickly left her mind. If she recalled her name was⊠Martha? MarianneâŠ? Marâ
âOh, Maria,â she suddenly said out loud, snapping her fingers, and the woman frowned at her.
âWhat?â
âYour name. Itâs Maria. Right?â
âWait, you only now remembered who I was?â
âYep.â
âMaria is like, the less forgettable name in the world? How did you do to forget that?â
âSorry. Iâm just not good with names. And faces. And people.â
A big silence propagated between the two of them, and then Iméon cleared her throat.
âYou know⊠if you wanted to ask me out on a date, you couldâve just⊠said that. Or ask Michel my number or something.â
Maria arched an eyebrow at her, looking genuinely surprised. âWhat? Wait, no, that wasnât⊠itâs not what itâs about.â
âNo?â
âIf I wanted to ask you out, Iâd just do that. Iâm not the kind of person to make excuse or beat around the bush.â
Iméon literally knew nothing about this woman, but somehow she could believe that.
âOh. Okay. So itâs⊠really just about the lilies.â
âYeah.â Maria marked a pause. âIt did sounds less weird in my head when I thought about coming here. But Iâm just, uh⊠a bit desperate to get rid of these.â
ImĂ©on hummed thoughtfully and crossed her arms. Desperate was indeed quite an apt descriptor â her hair was all disheveled, her clothes unkempt and she appeared out of breath, as if she had run left and right for a long time to try to get someone whoâd agree to take in the huge bouquet.
ImĂ©on wasnât a flower person, but⊠she didnât mind accepting a few lilies for this one time.
âAll right. Iâll take it,â she conceded, and Maria seemed so relieved to hear that it was almost comical.
Iméon gathered the flowers into her arms, the soft perfume tickling her nostrils and the petals brushing her cheeks, and then she turned around towards Maria once again. She was clearly about to leave and go down the stairs, but somehow Iméon felt a tinge of pity for her to have to yet again hurry to go home, so she grasped her wrist.
âHey, no need to rush out of here. I was just about to eat something, so⊠Wanna have dinner with me?â
âWhat? Really?â
ImĂ©on flashed her a smile. âSure. I mean, youâre a friend of Michel, so Iâd feel bad to just let you go home like that.â
Maria stared at her in silence for a while, as if hesitating, then returned her smile. âOh well. Not like I had anything else to do anyway.â
And so the both of them stepped into the small two-room apartment together â the inside was a mess, to be honest, with various clothes and papers laying around, but ImĂ©on didnât care in the least and neither did Maria apparently as she threw herself on the couch without eve asking. ImĂ©on somehow managed to install the lilies in an empty jar on the table, then tranquilly started to prepare their meal. The dinner only consisted of a quick reheat from yesterdayâs leftovers and ImĂ©on had always been far from being a super good cook, but it didnât matter much as the room quickly got filled with cheerful chats and laughters. They talked about their common friends and then their jobs and movies and Mariaâs home country, and while ImĂ©on wouldnât reveal too much about herself and was careful to keep her walls up even once they added a few beers in the mix, she had to admit she felt quite comfortable with this woman whom she couldnât even remember the name a few hours prior.
Maria was a fun and easygoing person to talk to and despite her crude words and rough attitude she had a smile as bright as the sun, and it just felt nice to be around her.
âSo youâve only moved in here recently?â Maria asked.
âI donât like to stay in a same place for too long. Thatâs just not in my blood. I travel a lot too, went to a bunch of different countriesâŠâ
âHmm. I get that. I traveled around quite a bit too before coming to Paris.â She sighed, then stared vacantly at her beer. âI wonder if I should try going moving somewhere else again. I mean, I like it here, butâŠâ
Maria fell silent, suddenly looking surprisingly melancholic. But in a way, ImĂ©on felt she could understand that. She herself had spent most of her life jumping from a place to another ever since her parents kicked her out of the family house, and she liked living that way, but occasionally she wondered if it wouldnât be best to find somewhere to truly settle in and call home. Maybe she envied Michelâs stable life a little bit for having this, or Cerenâs airheadness for never even questioning what the future might held in for her.
In that sense, she got the feeling Maria was more similar to her because of that. Weird, given sheâd basically been a stranger to her only a few hours ago.
As ImĂ©on was still lost in her thought, Maria abruptly rose up from her chair, almost knocking over the lilies from the table. âOh, wow, fuck! I didnât realize it had so damn gotten so late! I should go now.â
Iméon looked at the clock, and it was indeed already past three AM. She also had not noticed the time flee at all.
âYou sure you donât want to spend the night here?â ImĂ©on asked while Maria hurriedly put on her coat. âI mean, we did drink quite a bit, and thereâs no metro at this timeâŠâ
âNah, itâs fine. Iâll call a taxi or something. Ugh, and tomorrow I have to work⊠Iâm going to be a fucking mess and Giselleâs gonna have my head.â
âGiselle?â ImĂ©on repeated, because she didnât know Michelâs wife all that well but somehow she couldnât picture her as the kind of employer whoâd got angry at anyone.
âYeah, she seems all cute and sweet like that, but sheâs actually fucking scary and ultra perfectionist at work. Donât let her fool you.â
âHuh⊠Iâll remember that.â
Maria grabbed her last beer and gobbled up all that was left of it in one shot, before quickly heading towards the door. She stopped her pace on the doorstep, however, and turned around towards Iméon.
âThanks for tonight,â she said, smirking. âIt was fun. Letâs do this again.â
âSure. No problem.â
Maria stared at her, seemed to hesitate, then finally leaned forward and kissed her. It was a pretty brief kiss, lips only brushing against each other, but ImĂ©on still hadnât really expected it and she blinked back at her when she pulled back.
âI thought the bouquet wasnât an excuse?â
âIt wasnât,â Maria argued. âThat was just as thanks for the meal. Now, I really have to go, so see ya!â
She waved at her with a smug smirk, as if she was quite proud of herself for what she had just done, and then disappeared in the stairs. Iméon still felt pretty confused, but she was much too tired to try to think more about it.
So she got back inside her place, locked the door, and found herself face to face alone with the big bouquet of lilies.
For a brief second, she felt kind of bad for the guy whoâd bought it for Maria in the first place, and it was kind of annoying sheâd have to keep that bouquet until it wither away like her grandmotherâs hydrangeas, butâŠ
If it meant sheâd get to have a fun evening dinner and a kiss from a hot Italian woman, maybe it had been worth it.













