Bruce: What do you think of this coffee sampler pack?
Duke: That's a good selection of all of their high-end blends.
Bruce: This will be perfect for Margie's birthday.
Duke: Wait... Margie? Your nemesis on the PTA?
Bruce: Yes, she drinks the free garbage coffee in the break room at the school.
Duke: You hate her. Why would you get her a gift?
Bruce: After this, she'll know what real coffee tastes like and won't be able to go back. She'll have to brew her own or stop at a fancy place each morning. This gift will cost her thousands of dollars a year.
















